Magical Slayer strength. Logic need not apply.
C’mon! Like you never saw the commercials for his show during the Deep Space Nine run?
Slayer perks! Like frequent slaying points, only built in.
Yes indeed!
Um, her mom doesn’t have a problem with a stranger sleeping in her teenage daughter’s room!
Nah… I kinda figured that out, when I saw the TV series, Angel.
Little secret about moms:
They have no problem with things that they’re not aware of. 
Wake up & smell the seduction.
It’s the oldest trick in the book, saving a girl’s life and getting slashed in the ribs. Can’t tell you how many times I’ve tried that to get laid.
Is this a kissing show?
Giles got pwned.
Fatality!
Foreign exchange student Ahmed. I knew he was gonna be trouble.
How much older?
At least 200 babe!
Now, she doesn’t get eaten by the eels at this time…
Don’t worry, there’s sport, fencing, pirates, shrieking eels…
Oh, wait, that’s a different show. Nevermind.
Nah! It’s alright I wasn’t scared. It was obviously a make-up job.
So, Cordellia is anti-free trade. Hmm, I would have thought she’s a republican.
I love Darla. It really ticked me off how weak & mousy Julie Benz’s character was on Dexter. Better now, though.
Darla is totally turning me on.
Centuries of practice.
Yeah, getting over him really never worked out so well.