Zombie Shiela looks just like someone I know. Maybe a high school teacher or somebody.
Why is there a random bag of rocks suspended in the air?
So the bears can’t get to it, of course. 
It was never explained to me fully how Ash is a great swordsman, when two hours ago, in the cabin, you couldn’t even stab someone with a pencil.
The pen is mightier than the sword. The pencil even moreso.
It’s just like Terminator. The flesh burns away, and then he attacks again…
Wait, Sheila is back to normal? Isn’t this completely against commonly accepted zombie paradigm?
Why would an army of the walking dead run away in terror?
Hmm… in his own time, he works in Walmart at the hunting gear counter. In this time, he is a god. And he chose Walmart.
Ash got better. Why can’t she?
Correction: housewares!
Full dental. With that jaw, he needs it. 
Hail to the King, baby!
BTW, I guess he couldn’t bring Sheila with him? So what happens to her?
She’s burned as a witch, of course.
So, this girl who works at Walmart with Ash, I wonder if she knows what happened to all the other girls Ash made out with.
I know a lot of people love this one, but I think it’s the weakest of the series. There’s way too much slapstick and not enough real scares. IMO.
She’s heard the story, it would appear. So at least she’s making an educated decision, even if it’s an absolutely ludicrous one.
Gorn? Gorn!?! Where? I’m ready.
Well, that’s not exactly comparing apples to apples. The first one is a horror movie. The third one is a zombie comedy. First one is the best movie, obviously, but I have no problem against Army of Darkness. It’s funny.
Alas, FT, the army of Gorn has already been defeated.