I was thinking the same thing…
I love how the horse is just waiting there, as all the undead rises around him. The horse is totally like “yeah, whatever.”
“I… live… again…”
more or less 
“The promised one”?
Did you mean, the one who just really, really fucked up?
Horses have no souls to swallow. :rolleyes:
It’s like the Promised Land, the only place in the entire Middle East without oil.
Some promises have an unspoken asterisk.
Shiela, you guilt-trip a man after one-night-stand, you get kidnapped by a flying undead monster. Let that be a lesson to you.
I love how 80’s evil men, the first thing on their agenda always is gather the wenches.
Fine, waste a shell.
“You can count of my steel!” (And my enourmous moustache…)
As long as he’s got Joxer the Mighty on his side, he cannot fail.
Isn’t the goal of most men?
I love how he masters Chemistry 101, in the time it takes the army to march to the castle. Within the same day, basically. Oh, the sun just came up, so apparently not the same day.
By the way, there’s clearly no concern for screwing up a time line here!
Now they’re ready to fight the Gorn! 
His exploits are already recorded in the book, so this is destiny, obviously.
“Death to the mortals!”
Isn’t that redundant?
You know, Shiela really got a rotten deal. That’s another girl who makes out with Ash and ends up a zombie. There are guys with gonorrhea who have more satisfied customers than Ash.
Yeah, but he just taught a bunch of people in the 12th century the gift of “Chemistry 101”. They are making gunpowder now!
Well, it’s better than the “death to immortals!” strategy, which by definition never work out right.
Maybe they all moved to China after this and “invented” it there?
Xena managed just fine with that. 