Alignment and YOU!

Because I’m totally NEUTRAL I have been tasked with setting this thread up so that YE OF GWC may post thy alignment (wow, this method or writing is tough) as discovered on this alignment test
http://www.wizards.com/default.asp?x=dnd/dnd/20001222b

So, yes I actually came up and took it and came up as Neutral. This all started when Sean posted and…we’ll let him post his alignment…

I took the survey and I am also Neutral Neutral. And I have nothing good nor bad to say about that.

i couldn’t even complete it. E.G.,

How do you view lifelong commitment to a single romantic partner?

I’m waiting to find such a romance
Such a romance would be ideal – if it’s achievable
I worry I’d miss out on what others have to offer
Tie yourself to one person? Huge mistake

I’m comfortably there. But there’s no option.

I am also Neutral Neutral.

Mostly because I want to answer all the questions with “it depends” however there is almost never an answer like that.

Who wants to put a quarter on what I turn out to be?

I figured I’d be LG, surprised the hell out of me. You may end up actually a lawful flavor. (but I doubt that far)

I figured CG. Got CE LOL

As Lady D predicted, I’m Chaotic Neutral. :stuck_out_tongue:

Why does that not surprise me? :rolleyes:

I am Lawful Neutral.

As soon as I saw Sean’s Twitter post I thought “DP = CE”. :smiley:

It’s hypothetical. Just put yourself in the situation.

I conclude therefore that you are SO lawful that you couldn’t even give a “whatever” answer on that just for the sake of completing the survey.

So you’re like triple extra Lawful Lawful squared.

Neutral.

“With enemies you know where they stand but with Neutrals, who knows? It sickens me”

Neutrals. SMH. Pick a side

I should have built a poll into this. Mods?

Done.

Because I felt like it. Not because you asked. :rolleyes:

Neutral good, but there are some pretty big assumptions with the test. For example:

How do you view lifelong commitment to a single romantic partner?

I’m waiting to find such a romance
Such a romance would be ideal – if it’s achievable
I worry I’d miss out on what others have to offer
Tie yourself to one person? Huge mistake

This question seems built on the assumption that the choice of monogamy over polygamy is an absolute measure of alignment instead of just a relationship choice.

Likewise, questions about the role of government that seem to conflate royalty with just rule.

Neutral Good. Basically: I’m a nice guy, but don’t be a dick to me.

Chaotic Good. I am my own master, and likewise, so should all be.

I am nothing if not eclectic. Apparently, my lawful and chaotic currently are in balance. Neutral Neutral.

I was neutral good. Which suits me I think.

Neutral good, go figure.

I thought I’d be Neutral Good, but it came out Neutral Neutral.

So one of the Neutral Good votes should be Neutral Neutral. I still feel NG though. Some of the questions are leading…

If offered enough money, would you slip a poison into your king’s drink?

Yes, and I’ve done similar things before
Yes, if I thought I could get away with it
No, although a vast sum of money would tempt me
No, and I’d warn the king of the plot

I chose “warn”, but it depends on whether the king is a DB or not.