Your Evil Time Travel Plan

Inspired by 'cast #262, post your evil time travel plan.

I’ll go first.

I would create the Butterfly Effect of Havoc. Travel back. Do something. Travel forward to see what happened.

  1. Pre-historic times: Step on the first frakker that crawls from the murky water.

  2. Give Genghis Khan a squadron of fighter jets and 100 Leopard 2A6 tanks.

  3. Cure the Black Plague. Think about it.

  4. Give everyone a time machine.

Simple.
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[li]Go back in time.
[/li][li]Murder the inventor of time travel.
[/li][li]Bathe in paradox.
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my evil plan:

  1. travel back to 2002
  2. kidnap the executives of FOX
  3. force them to air Firefly in order.
  4. the attainment of my own peace

Go back

Get unimaginably wealthy by buying Canadian and other unkown oil fields,

start my own tv station that just plays the shows I want ie anything Joss whedon wants. And just pick up tv shows that are great but fall through the cracks, ill call it the channel of missfit shows.

That and build a space elevator
Death ray
Take over the moon
Steal candy from a baby
Maybe grow some appropriate facial hair

You know the usual stuff.

The carbon emissions!!! Pure evil.

How do you know I haven’t (or will haven’t? :confused:) already taken my trip. Ever heard of Atlantis? :oops:

Yeah. Please tell me you aren’t the person who caused it to be stuck here rather than going back to the Pegasus Galaxy to finish taking care of business there. :shifty: :stuck_out_tongue:

Not sure what my plans will entail, but all my traveling will be done in a time hoodie.

My evil plan is kinda boring. Essentially what they did in Primer, without the confusing parts. If you haven’t seen it (or didn’t get that far) they could only practically travel back a day or so, so they went back in time each day after reading the stock market numbers, and then investing in those companies that happened to do really well.

The idea is that nothing random that would occur in the course of a day would greatly affect the stock market, unlike sporting events and gambling.

My fun plan is to go back to Aristotle and try to get him to think the Sun is the center of the Universe (as they really didn’t have a concept of Solar System back then) and that 2 things of equal mass fall in about equal time, regardless of size and shape. Then I’d hop back to the present and see what’s up.

Prevent the Dark (almost typed Drak) Ages (476 to about 1000 AD). Imagine us being 500-600 years more technologically advanced than we are now… Or, imagine that we’d wipe ourselves out due to not being mature enough to handle the advances. Mwehehehe…heee…

On second thought…

Yes, the idea came to me from an SG-1 episode.

Other ideas:

Tell that NBC executive/producer to not listen to his wife when she wanted to cancel Star Trek TOS.

Tell Claudia Christian to stick with Babylon 5 for one more year!