So that rules out Arabian Goggles, I guess.
Or Tahitian Face Masks.
Funny looking pharaoh. 
Or Glass Bottomed Boats.
Apocalypse is a grower.
Apocalypse has a G-Spot!
We’re pretty bad.
Il fait Azraël, l’ange de la mort!
Immortal doesn’t mean invulnerable. You could hurt him, a lot, even if you can’t kill him.
“Gambit’s right.”
Even if his grammar is so, so wrong.
Although if he were Azrael…
“Azrael, you’ve changed, man!”
Just ask Prometheus!
Why doesnt he just ask Ship to betray Apocalypse instead of trying to hack it?
Poor Prometheus. 
You’ve heard my rant about Remember the Titans, right?
Dude’s been for millennia, and you think you can defeat him with a plan you up with in an afternoon?
“I’ll show you what’s through you!”
Phrasing, dude. Phrasing.
“Uh…! You made me feel.”
Lots of orgasms tonight. :rolleyes:
They just Dr. Evil’d Apocalypse!
They should have fired him into a black hole.
Fun times! See you next week for beginning of the Dark Phoenix Saga!