X-Men Frak Party

9:30, OK?

Oops, now I’m 5 minutes ahead. I’ll resume at :35.

Going through a cloud of space energy gave the Fantastic Four their powers. What do you have to worry about? I mean, you’re already mutants. :stuck_out_tongue:

Wouldn’t it have made more sense for the mutant with the superhealing powers to do this?

Space shuttle flying toward the Twin Towers. Awkward. :frowning:

Wolverine couldn’t fly it. Jean absorbed the pilot’s knowledge.

Maybe if she hadn’t taken the time to change clothes, they wouldn’t have crashed.

Woman drivers. :rolleyes:

Rogue could have absorbed Wolverine’s power & the pilot’s knowledge. Problem solved. :slight_smile:

Did you the size of the spikes on those mind control devices? That’d hurt! :eek:

Could Wolverine’s shirt be any tighter? No, seriously, could it?

Another crashed vehicle.

Handicapped drivers! :rolleyes:

Professor Walken! :eek:

Hey, Deadpool!

Oh noes! He almost dented that train! :eek:

The cape really isn’t an improvement. :eyebrow:

“I can’t see a thing!”

Shoot at the floating one who called the mist. Did they skip that day in cop school?

If FauXavier can make them see things and feel pain, why can’t it fool Wolverine’s sense of smell? Just another one of the senses.

Don’t be silly. Smell is immune to psychic attack. Everybody knows that. :rolleyes:

HOLY SHI’AR!

Love their hair and eye makeup.

“Do you also believe this?”
“I do. Now.”

Sure, whatever, babe. You know it’s just my legs that don’t work, right? :groucho: