X-Men Frak Party

This is some serious paradoxical shit.

Whether Senator Kelly lives or dies, it turns out bad for mutants.

“It’s another mutant trick!”

Maybe if you didn’t announce that you were calling up a mist. Or if mists generally arise of their own accord indoors.

It’s not a paradox. It just means that his fate is irrelevant in the grand scheme of things.

“Other than the fact that you need to eat more vegetables…”

UNCLE BEAST SAYS EAT YER VEGGIES, KIDS

“He’s one of them! He’s a mutant!”

Ripping up the street with your energy beams is clearly the best response.

Vegetables stop the plague!

“Peckerwood”? Really? How’d that one get past the censors?

The virus has an interesting legacy:

http://marvel.wikia.com/Legacy_Virus

And then Colossus Saved the world!

“A mutant!”

Dude straight up fainted, like he just found out that Samuel L. Jackson was the Grand Wizard of the Ku Klux Klan. :smiley:

Nothing can stop the Apocalypse!

And I am not the Apocalypse…

The Apocalypse is my penis.

“To save my world, I have to help Apocalypse destroy a past one!”

In all fairness, your world kind of sucks. Saving it shouldn’t be a high priority.

Quick shot there of Colossus beside a dying Ilyana.

I was going to say something about Apocalypse being able to grow and change shape, but that would just be wrong.

Part 2 at :30?

Next one at 10:25?

Yeah, sounds good.

how about :30

I love Apocalypse storylines

Apocalypse loves you, too.