When Harry Met Sally Frak Party, 12/22 Monday, 10PM ET

Thrid or fourth meeting.

I’m gonna lose my male card again for this. But Harry’s right. If you find someone attractive you want to have sex with them. After that, it’s all about restraint.

Truth.

Such a lovely shot of the skyline, though.

Oh, fun fact: Joe is played by one of President Gerald Ford’s sons.

Also, Norah Ephron, the screenwriter, went to my undergrad and hated it.

Aww… Washington Square Park… I miss West Village.

He just wants it the way he wants it.

Oh, you mean in the Personal Growth section?

I’m gonna lose my male card again for this. But Harry’s right. If you find someone attractive you want to have sex with them. After that, it’s all about restraint.

I can’t speak for all women, but a lot of them think the exact same thing. We just experience it differently and it doesn’t require restraint not to try doing it. I have at least considered having sex with roughly 80% of the women I know-- even though I wouldn’t actually want to do it with 90% of those.

“Do you have a woman friend?”
“No, but I’ll get one if it’s important to you.”

Still the best place to score illegal drugs. Wait…who said that?

moment of genius: “the white man’s overbite”

men can’t be friends with women they find attractive; women can’t be friends with men they’re secretly in love with

Yes, if someone is really attractive, then whether a good friend or not, you wanna have sex with her. But it’s not true that men wanna have sex with every women friend. Some women are reasonable attractive to others but not attractive to you because of the friendship.

When I had a conversation about this with my wife, I said guys want to have sex with anyone they find attractive. I said women aren’t like that. She laughed.

I told her I have women at work who I am friends with. But I don’t find attractive. She said, “I bet some of them find you attractive.”

I said, “Nah.” She laughed again.

Mad me feel really naive.

funeral guy–another pig-dog

Does anyone at all find the story of the philanderer who reunites with his ex-wife at Eddie Colecchio’s funeral and remarries her on the 35th anniversary of their first marriage to be romantic? Anyone??

Ok, the fashion and hair in this lunch in the park scene are criminal. Just against the law.

That’s exactly how I used to walk home, and there were so many people asking me to buy a dime bag from them. I just say no.

I love Carrie Fisher!

Hey, Central Park.

“joe is available?”–Marie’s pragmatism makes me a little nauseous

“Married.” And folds the card. Ha!

Nancy would be so proud

“I should marry someone in case he’s about to die?”
“At least you could say you were married”
(how my family feel about me)

Yeah, women are often attracted to guys for really unpredictable reasons and substitute physical fulfillment with friendship. All of my man-crushes have been on non-empirically attractive men who just have something about them… honestly, one of them just smelled really good.