What would your Patronus be and why?

I’ve been trying to decide what mine would be and I’m thinking it would have to be a dog of some sort because I love them so much that I prefer them over most people I meet.

So I would either have a Chihuahua:

Or a Labrador:

EDIT: ok so I guess I am a Chihuahua, since the Lab pic didn’t cooperate.

Hm…Iunno. Hold on

/gets up, brandishes wand ‘EXPECTO PATRONUM!!!’

It’s a Lynx

Expecto Patronum…

Leah’s gonna be PIIIISSED

Bison (American Buffalo). I just get that feeling.

FURRIES

I don’t really need to explain this, do I?

Expecto Patronum…

My Octopus patronus will make short work of yours…

:smiley:

First come, first served!

EXPECTO PATRONUM!!!

It swims! It flies! It has a giant beak!

I considered a penguin but I love its cousin as well.

EXPECTO PATRONUM!!!

Parseltongue isn’t just a language - IYKWIM :wink:

Can your Patronus and my Patronus fight?
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I like to watch.

EXPECTO PATRONUM!

whoosh

My patronus would be an Irish Wolfhound. Big, tough, and strong, but sweet, scruffy and a little bit dopey.

Expecto Patronum…

… Well that was unexpected.

Depends, how good are you with Scourgify? IYKWIM :wink:

EXPECTO PATRONUM!
(if the Patronus is the embodiment of me…)

Or

EXPECTO PATRONUM!

(if its my kindred spirit…my kitty Ender.)

I believe I have footage of me casting a patronus somewhere. Let me find it…Oh here it is:

Yep, no photoshop at all…

Dude. That is awesome!!

EXPECTO PATRONUM…
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I grow to the size of a baseball, pinch like a mother-frakker (ouchhhhh!) and can climb trees. Don’t call me funny looking!