What would Sawyer call you?

Sawyer has a nickname for everyone he meets. If you were to cross paths with him, what would he call you?

My guess is if he spent enough time around me, he’d call me Shat-whore.

He’d call me Guy-Who-Has-the-Hots-For-Kate. (I do).
And then he’d say “Give me your Gods Damn shirt!”
What? Is that too long?

lol, he would call me Locke-whore or Guy who Has the Hots for Juliet,
but with my luck he would probably call me Red Shirt.

ABC has a Sawyer’s Nickname Generator here.

It says Sawyer would call me Kazoo. sporflesnort

I have enough freckles to give Evangeline Lily a run for her money, but he’d probably think of something different for me.

Thanx Apollymy!!

He dubbed me “Sheena”.

Maybe its my outfit.

Sawyer named my “Cue Ball”.

And I ain’t even bald. Salt and pepper grey yes, bald no.

It’s not an exact science I guess. Did ya she what he called me?

Typo on purpose

I think he’d nickname you Honey Bunny

Awesome, apprently accorrding to the generator, Sawyer would call me ‘Sunshine’…

Colonel Kurtz…

LOL I got “Crouching Tiger” :slight_smile:

Or Fluffy.

According to the generator, my nickname would be “Kenny Rogers”. Shwuh?

In ‘reality’, I’d hope he would call me Rural Juror.

Apparently he would call me “Shaggy”

Who’s Scooby?

I don’t know who this Sawyer guy is, but if he expects to get away with calling me ‘Tinkerbell’ he had damn well better think again…

Actually I can see that

runs for cover

according to the generator-thing, he would call me Dr. Giggles. :confused:

Oliver Twist…

Was hoping for “Sir”