What are your top three favorite quotes from podcast 271?

Choose your top three favorite quotes from podcast 271. If you have a favorite quote not listed or a favorite quote listed in the Honorable Mentions list below vote “other” and reply to this thread with the quote and time during the podcast that it was said. Have fun!

For those viewing this thread on a device that cannot see the poll, here are your choices:

  1. “[Syfy is] applying numbers and graphs and thinking that I think was appropriate 20 years ago and I just don’t think people function that way anymore. Sean 9:08

  2. “You want to know where iTunes got their business model? Porn.” Sean 19:19

  3. “Everybody else who is not a teenage girl or me hates Twilight.” Sean 50:08

  4. “Tolerance: It works bitches!” 52:56

  5. “Dress her properly, get a good theme song, get a hot chick for [WW]…IT WILL SELL” Sean 57:28

  6. “Slap your balls on the touch screen now.” Audra 70:40

  7. “You do know that Sean, Audra, Chuck – those initials are SAC, right?” Juan 71:09

  8. “I’d look good in a six nipple suit.” Chuck 81:54

  9. “Probably has nothing to do with all the farts I’ve drilled into this chair” Chuck 97:25

  10. “Tide powder will kill me…It is my kryptonite.” Sean 97:54

  11. “It’s Top Gun man…The Greatest flying chick [flick] movie ever seen.” Sean 100:05

  12. “Twilight is Top Gun but substitute vampires and werewolves for planes.” Sean 100:52

  13. “Megan Fox Toe Thumb: Discuss.” Sean 107:49

  14. “Based on current projections you have dick-all.” Juan 111:23

  15. “From ball sac to toe thumb…We have our finger on the pulse of what is important.” Sean 112:10

  16. “You know, the usual: Philosophy, boobs, religion, toe thumb.” Audra 113:51

  17. “On the night when GWC stands for: Gonads Wicked Cool!” Juan 114:17

  18. “GWC: Ball slapping fun!” Sean 116:50

  19. “You haven’t lived ‘til you’ve seen Chuck meme sac-swipe.” Sean 118:46

Honorable Mention List:

“If you want to know the quickest adaptors of new technology and new business models look at the porn industry.” Sean 19:28

“If you want to find the cutting edge business models [for distribution] follow the porn.” Sean 20:08

“I have to rate [Thor] on the nipple scale.” Sean 80:23

“I have always measured the success of Superheroes by how many nipples they have.” Chuck 81:09

“[GWC:] Talking crap about stuff since ‘06!” Sean 102:34

“If you give people the things they want at a reasonable price they will buy it from you and move on.” Chuck 19:12

“GWC is not intended to be a factual statement.” Audra 59:43