"We're So Sorry, Richard Alpert"

Television, Movies Games and Books Lost
#1

I really truly promised myself not to write this but I couldn’t stop myself. Then I begged myself not to post this but I lost that battle as well. SSIGH My apologies in advance:

We’re so sorry, Richard Alpert
We’re so sorry that we’ll free you from your chains.
We’re so sorry, Richard Alpert
Just kill Jacob by his home
And we believe our mother was insane.

We’re so sorry but we haven’t told you the truth, all day
We’re so sorry, Richard Alpert
But absolution didn’t happen so now you’ll have to do that spokesman thing.

Ring-ring, ring-ring, ring-ring

We’re so sorry, Richard Alpert
But your knife didn’t get bloody at all today.
We’re so sorry, Richard Alpert
But the island is a cork and is so easily pulled away.

Hanso across the water (Water)
Weird skull head baby across the sky.
Hanso across the water (Water)
Weird skull head baby across the sky.

Admiral MacCutcheon notified me,
That the several crates of dynamite would be safe,
Even if the ship hit a statue at 30 feet,
I knew Artz would be mad so I had a cup of tea and some baconpie.
(Baconpie?)(I wanted a kick ass desert so I put bacon in the pie)

Hanso across the water (Water)
Weird skull head baby across the sky.
Hanso across the water (Water)
Weird skull head baby across the sky.

Live forever be a spokesman, or get drowned. (Or get drowned)
You’ll change to Smokey’s side when you get down.
Isabella will turn you around.
It’s been 140 years since the Black Rock ran aground (Ran aground)
And yet you never gained a pound.
30 years in you should’ve been fat and round.

Hanso across the water (Water)
Weird skull head baby across the sky.
Hanso across the water (Water)
Weird skull head baby across the sky

#2

I am so glad you don’t listen to yourself. That’s bloody brilliant!!

#3

Weird skull head baby Ftw. Paul McCartney may be the key to the entire show!

#4

Thank you.

Can “Here Comes Jin, Sun” be far behind?

Here Comes Jin, Sun and I say

Its all right

#5

doo-do-doo doo :slight_smile:

Go for it!

#6

#7

Very nicely done!

#8

Thanks!
I worked on that between seasons 3 and 4. I was really inspired with what to do with the foreground, but when I was faced with the tedious task of replacing all the people on the album cover with characters from LOST, I dropped the ball. I forgot all about it until the LOST Beatles tunes started popping up (good job baconpie).
The funny thing is, at the time, I didn’t know what to use to replace the “mop-top” Beatles from the cover, so I just threw in some folks from the Dharma pit. Now I know that “Dr. Shephard’s LOST Hearts Band” in Dharma suits would be perfect. I just might finish it someday. :slight_smile: