So i’m starting up Mass effect 2 which seems great but with a reluctant tangent will forward my email to bioware… to explain
Dear bioware
I would like to say that first of all you all just rock not once have you ever disappointed me. But i feel the need to write this small note. I’m going to buy myself my third XBOX that’s right third with a 3. And two of them are because of you good folks.
That’s right that’s how well you make games. Yes i got my second 360 simply for mass effect. And soon i will be getting my third damnidable machine. Because of how much you guys rock. And the horrendous customer experience of trying to get Microsoft to fix a defective unit. But i digress.
I sorta; kinda in a strange laymans way understand that you are all under contracts and NDA’s and a whole bunch more acronyms that make a common folk scratch our temples, so i’m not going to ask about the playstation 3 cause we all know none of you can answer or you could and soon after being sued into slavery.
So here it is; as stated i will be getting and brand spankin new Xbox; to play this game and it will red ring as they all inevitably do. But i do feel the need to warn you. I live not more than 5 miles from your Edmonton, office and I swear to all that is holy if a PS3 version comes out 6 months from now. I’ll march right down to your head office storm into the reception area and… well I won’t make a big scene. I won’t yell or scream, cause lets face it whoever runs your reception area has no control over stuff like this.
I’ll probably pace back and forth for a few minutes… walk up to them, asking “really? I mean really?!” Pace for a few more mintues and than say something like “seriously dudes that’s the king of Douche moves” and then i will apologize cause i don’t feel the need to make life more difficult for the receptionist. After a time i’ll Leave the office and buy a bottle of whiskey.
Sincerely Drew