It comes down to this: Whedon v. Wheaton.
Two geeks enter, one geek leaves. From Paul and Storm’s description:
We started with 64 entrants, and after a series of brutal and bloody campaigns, only two survive for the final, alliterative battle. Winner of the Final Battle will be recommended to President Barack Obama to fill Secretary position of the as-yet created Department of Geek Affairs. All results to this point can be found on the main Geek Madness page.