Hey all,
I stumbled upon some “Visitor Messages” in my CP panel when I was updating my avatar. There were a couple of current ones (which I can’t find) and a few ‘deleted by sender’ (which I never saw.)
I’m not a vB pro, and have no idea what functionality this is, or is supposed to be, so if you think you know where these came from, let me know. (And also know that I haven’t been ignoring you.)
I posted a Visitor message for you just now, just to see whether you ignore me or not.
OK, that one showed up in notifications, but I’ve got a couple others that didn’t. Odd.
Your profile says “Pike has not made any friends yet.” Sorry to hear that.
I was considering becoming your friend, but first I need to have my people do an extensive investigation into your personality problems and habits. I’ll have them fed-ex you the 35 page application form.
I still have no idea what this friend thing is. I never knew we had to put it in writing. :rolleyes:
Don’t do it, Pike! It’s a scam!!!
Everybody ignores me 
It is NOT a scam, Pike. Pay no attention to the cute woman in the pink PJs behind the curtain.
It is not a scam, and the application fee is very reasonable at $149.00 (longer term friendships have higher fees naturally).
yeah, I read that too. very sad. all that misanthropic shooing folk off his lawn has left Pike lonely and friendless 
So very sad. I’m picturing the kids getting off the schoolbus, their pace quickening as they pass 'Ol Man Pike’s house, furtive glances at the house, hushed comments…Pike, peering out a front window, clutching a worn copy of Watchmen and muttering “It’s in the frakking ship” over and over to an empty room…
OMGs, that made me laugh pretty frakking loud.
Me too.