J.J. Abrams did make an awesome movie.
But that won’t prevent me from pokin’ fun at him a little.
Uhura: Surely you cant be serious?
Spock: I am, and don’t call me Shirley.
Thanks for the laugh all of you.
Dr McCoy: Spock, if you have an erection that lasts more than 4 hours, call me, okay?
Hey!!! How did you know that’s where… Oh!! You meant “someone”. Riiiiiight. I knew that…
Move along… Nothing to see here…
Spock: Okay all you fans out there, take note. This is 2007, two yeas before the J.J.Abrams Trek comes out. Notice the Uhura’s hand is on MY shoulder.
McCoy: Yeah, maybe so. But what you don’t see is that she’s got her other hand on my ass.
Kirk: Whut!? Then whose hand is that on my…Spock!!!
Uhura: That’s right, hold your hands just like that. That’s called the “Vulcan Death Grip”. That’s what Spock is gonna do to you if you keep flirting with me. Now you leave me a alone, and go after blondie over there. Got it, crewman?
[COLOR=“LemonChiffon”]Spock: Lieutenant, I’m afraid that Viagra that Dr. McCoy provided me with is causing me an extreme reaction.
Uhura: You dope, you weren’t supposed to take it until tonight!!
Spock: Oh. It appears I have made a grave error. … … … … … Do you think anyone …um…sees it?
Uhura: No, your fine. You can barely see it…as long as you keep the P.A.D.D. covering it like that.[/COLOR]
McCoy: That’s what she said!
My my, that viagra sure tired “someone” out, IYKWIM.
I Lol’d, that bit never gets old.
Uhura: Is that a tribble in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Uhura: Not tonight, I have a headache…
Spock: It’s a glommer.
Uhura: Mr. Spock, how do you like the new Apple iPad?
Spock: I find it very efficient and attractive … much like you.
Uhura: You make me blush. See you in my quarters later?
Spock: Affirmative lieutenant.
Argh! Damn you NuTrek!
He might be done… But I am Not…
The pic that launched a thousand fanfics…
Bringing it Old Skool!
Uhura: Mr. Spock, how do you like the new Apple iPad?
Spock: I find it very efficient and attractive … much like you.
Uhura: Oh Mr. Spock. Tell me what it’s like during a full moon on Vulcan.
Spock: Lieutenant, I was simply commenting on the aesthetics…and Vulcan has no moon.
Spock: Lieutenant, I was simply commenting on the aesthetics…and Vulcan has no moon.
Hear that JJ! NO MOON! Especially not one with improbable animals, and… of for frak’s sake.
pant pant I’m OK now.
Well, we all know how infamous Trek is for its continuity.
Here is the Vulcan horizon in ST:TMP
They fixed it and got it right for the Director’s Edition:
