(so, some time back someone on twitter, said “Hey, when are you gonna do Boobtopia State of the Union, speech”. Well, like a wise ass, and arbitrarily replied “Dec 11, 10:14 pm.” well, GWC being what it is, someone…Evolutiongirl actually… remember that and held me too it. And me never one to shirk from a challenge, I did indeed present a State of Union speech on Twitter. Here’s the transcript. )
Thanks also to Solai for being the Master at Arms and doing the “All rise.” “Ms. Speaker.” “The President of Boobtopia” intro 
[b]Mr. Speaker, Mr. Vice President, Members of Congress, distinguished guests, and fellow Boobtopians #BoobtopiaStateOfUnion (1 of 14).
Tonight I want to begin by congratulating the men and women ….,… #BoobtopiaStateOfUnion (2 of 14).
…… of left and right boob chambers of the 1st Boobtopia Congress,… #BoobtopiaStateOfUnion (3 of 14).
… as well as your new Speaker, Ms. @Evolutiongirl #BoobtopiaStateOfUnion (4 of 14).
When this nation was formed less than six months ago, we had big dreams. #BoobtopiaStateOfUnion (5 of 14).
Dreams of boobs. Not just big boobs, but boobs of all sizes. All shapes. #BoobtopiaStateOfUnion (6 of 14).
Of a nation were men and woman and their boobs can live, not for freedom or peace but rather … #BoobtopiaStateOfUnion (7 of 14 ).
…for the pure love of Boobs themselves. #BoobtopiaStateOfUnion (8 of 14).
We do big things. We do these things, not because the boob girls are easy …. #BoobtopiaStateOfUnion (9 of 14).
…but, because they make us hard. #BoobtopiaStateOfUnion (10 of 14).
The idea of Boobtopia endures. Our destiny remains our choice. And tonight, more than six months later, , …. #BoobtopiaStateOfUnion (11 of 14).
…. it is because of our people and our boobs that our future is hopeful, our journey goes forward, ….#BoobtopiaStateOfUnion (12 of 14)….
…and the state of our great Boob union is firm and perky. #BoobtopiaStateOfUnion (13 of 14).
Thank you, gods bless you, and may gods Bless the United States of Boobtopia. #BoobtopiaStateOfUnion (14 of 14).
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