This would have really come in handy when she was dating Xander. 
“So exactly how many guys have you brought here?”
A question you should have asked earlier. Cagey women!
She knows all about the legal contract. Not a good sign.
“So, you and I have a head start. Right?”
Um…hold please.
Just so you know Badger, because it was confusing to me the first time. Her blinking TIMER means her soul mate does not have a TIMER yet.
“Doomed relationship.”
“I said, ‘Moot.’”
OUCH
Okeydoke.
Ah, so that was Kali Rocha. Anyanka and Halfrek ride again! 
That “scientists” description of how the TiMER works was dubious. This thing couldn’t possibly work, but it makes an interesting concept.
“Would you get one?”
Sure, what the hay?!?
“So, where are you?”
“Church.”
giggle
“My brother…so cute I could punch him in the face.”
Whoa boy, talk about biological clock malfunctioning.
“No…you’re fucking ugly.”
BWHAHAHA!!
It could work, if true love was measurable and predictable by science.
Considering all the demons in this movie, I think it works differently. :rolleyes:
“You’re sweating your future, right?”
That’s really the downside to it. You’re so hopeful but…
I must be missing the whole demons thing. Is it from Buffy?
“Blazing hot anonymous sex.”
I love the sis.
Speaking of demons…
It’s JoBeth Williams!! “Give me back my baby!!!”
“Three days!! That’s bullshit!!!”
Yes. The main character and the woman at the TiMER place were both demons.
I was just about to say the same thing.
“Three days! That’s bullshit!”
“We’re gonna have grandkids after all!”
“Mom? My eggs, they can hear you.”
and vengeance demons even! that grocery clerk is going to end up a troll