Things that annoy you

I can’t find the reference now, but the short story is that rabbits like things on their heads (burrowing instinct) and this particular one (now deceased) was popularized by the Japanese guy (cue shock and amazement) who owned it.

He makes an appearance here:

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Yep this is true… but usually she’s there with their boyfriend. So you have to be that creepy guy that befriends them for the long haul… and waits for the eventual “fight” so you can be the nice guy that she wishes that she was with… and then…

There are other comic book shops…

go to Con’s you find interesting…

go to GWC meetup’s…

if you GO to the places you find interesting or fun, you will meet people that think and feel similar to you… and thats a good start…

I met the women that became my wife in a Halloween store…(well she was wearing a harum costume at the time…:smiley: )

you become the “friend” who helps her…or worse the “i think of you as my brother” friend…to which i reply…“we do live in the south!!”

I’m not the best person to give advice on how to pick up girls, but I know for a fact that single girl nerds exist, I’ve seen them! I’ve met them! I AM one!

They are out there though!

Low-carb diets. Michael Moore. The Republican National Convention. Kabbalah and all Kabbalah-related products. Hi-def TV, the Bush daughters, wireless hot spots, ‘The O.C.’, the U.N., recycling, getting Punk’d, Danny Gans, the Latin Grammys, the real Grammys. Jeff, that Wiggle who sleeps too darn much! The Yankees payroll, all the red states, all the blue states, every hybrid car, every talk show host! Everything on the planet, everything in the solar system, everything everything everything everything everything everything–eve–everything that exists — past, present and future, in all discovered and undiscovered dimensions. Oh! And Hugh Jackman.

When people don’t flush the urinal. if i wanted to see your urine i would come watch you pee. :mad::mad:

Yeah that and when urine is left all over the toilet seat.

Yeah, and when Will Farrel goes on premiere of the Tonight Show With Conan O’brian and they play a clip from Land of the Lost where Will Farrell pours urine over himself because it (he believes) repels dinosaurs.

Yea and when you go and take a leak at Disney after having been on a bus for a couple hours and the automatic urinal starts to flush but does not drain and then starts to overflow but you are not done peeing cause your bladder was so full and you have to inch your legs back and out so you don’t get your own diluted pee on your dress shoes that you were forced to wear because you went to Disneys Gradnight where the rules clearly state that you have to wear dress cloths which i think is dumb.

but what about all good things accordions have done?

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How the landscaping company that does my condo always seems to show up right as I am going to bed. Curse you night shift!

I discovered this message on the lid of a wheeled trash can at work today:

“1) Close lid.
2) Grasp handle.
3) Tilt.
4) Push or pull.”

And the world just got a little bit dumber.

Welcome to the inside of the asylum.

you buy nail polish that purports to be (name, color in bottle) one color, but when you wear it, it’s another color entirely.

I can play 9 different instruments but that didn’t seem to help me at all dating wise.
Incidentally I’ve always wanted to learn to play the accordian!

Being nocturnal for the last 10 years I could’nt agree more. People always seem to call, mow lawns, and ring my doorbell two seconds after my head hits the pillow. Plus at least twice a year the power company shows up with the gigantic chipper-shredder to clear the limbs around the power line, and they always park it in front of my house.

In one of the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy sequels: I guess it was “So Long And Thanks for All the Fish”, I remember a character who gets mentally pushed over the edge when he discovers that a toothpick wrapper has instructions on how to use the toothpick to pick ones teeth.

things that annoy me…

when i am on the forum and the president of the company just wonders into my office for no apparent reason…

Buildings that inexplicably smell like pee all the time. There’s a hallway on the way to one of my classes that doesn’t have a bathroom in it, but has smelled like pee all summer. There is also no way to avoid this hallway because they’re doing construction in front of the main doors.