(Okay, I know I said I wasn’t going to editorialize, but I feel a Reader’s Discretion notice must be posted here. I’m actually a little nervous about this scene, as the material may bother some. Trust me when I say it all plays out in the end.)
But as the two figures get closer, it’s quickly easy to tell that they’re not the Joggers. They are a young man and a woman, 20-years-old tops, marching down opposite sides of the street and yelling at each other.
The young woman, JULIE, looks about four months pregnant and carries a baseball bat. The young man, TYSON, wears a wife beater and oil-stained jeans.
The first words of their argument that can be made out are:
TYSON
…lazy bitch!
JULIE
Come here and say it,
bastard! Come here and say it, big
tough guy!
TYSON
I don’t gotta come nowhere! I’ll
go home and lock your lazy ass out
of the house!
JULIE
You try pushing a bowling ball out
your crotch and call me lazy! Come
here and say it and I will
own you!
TYSON
You gonna kiss our baby with that
mouth?
JULIE
I will own you!
Julie shrieks like a banshee and swings her bat. Tyson ducks, but she catches him on the return swing. Flailing, he head-butts her in the stomach, and she stumbles back.
JULIE
Bastard! You hurt the baby!
TYSON
(sincerely apologetic)
Ohmuhgod, I’m sorry, is he okay?
JULIE
She’s a girl, asshole!
She raises the bat for a death blow.
SETH
HEY!
Seth’s voice rings out like a rifle shot in the night. He’s standing in the Truck bed behind Julie, holding onto the bat to keep her from swinging. Neither Tyson nor Julie have noticed the others until just now.
TYSON
What the hell do you want?
SETH
You need a ride?
TYSON
Piss off.
Julie knees Tyson, and he doubles over. She leaves her bat with Seth and takes off down the street.
SETH
Hey, come back! You’re going to
get lost!
Tyson staggers after her.
TYSON
You hear the man? You listening to
me? Bitch, you’re not so tough
without your big woody!
SETH
(calling after them)
Either of you two seen a dog?
Tyson and Julie head off into the night, neither of them paying any more attention to Seth.
SHAREENA
How the hell are those two
together?
JOE
Love hurts?
SHAREENA
I mean, physically, smart
ass. Without disappearing.
A POLICE SIREN WHOOPS once, and red-and-blues flash. A patrol car pulls up beside the Truck, and a cop, 40ish and bulky, gets out. His name tag reads: BRADLEY.
BRADLEY
You kids know you’re not supposed
to be riding in the back of a
pickup truck?
SETH
Sorry, officer, we–
BRADLEY
I’m looking for a couple that
might’ve passed this
way. Screamin’ at each
other. Seen ’em?
JOE
They went that way!
Joe points down the street, and in the distance they hear:
TYSON (O.C.)
Ow! Bitch!
BRADLEY
I’m gonna catch ’em this time.
He heads for his car, knocking on the window of the Truck on his way.
BRADLEY
(to the Truck)
You get your kids into a safety
belt and get ’em home! It’s late!
(to the kids)
You kids keep outta trouble!
JOE
(saluting)
Yessir, Officer!
Bradley hops into his patrol car and drives off, and Seth and the crew watch him go.
SETH
(to Joe)
We should have brought him onboard.
JOE
He’s got no clue. Not everyone
knows they’re lost.
(to Shareena)
That’s how they’re together.
(slaps the side of the Truck)
Giddyap!
The Truck starts up again, leaving the strange scene behind.