The Vampire Diaries 2x01 The Return

Thursday, 9 September 2010
8 PM Eastern/Pacific

“He kissed Katherine, not me. I wouldn’t do that.”

Yeah. Sure you wouldn’t. :rolleyes:

I love Damon still playing along with the Kill All Vampires Society.

I can’t believe he isn’t dead.

Well done, Stephan, well done. :slight_smile:

Uh-oh. Katherine’s invited. I foresee many mysterious neck injuries.

Rule number one: don’t screw with witches. :stuck_out_tongue:

Good lateral thinking. :slight_smile:

Hot and a complete dick.

Be still my heart.

Poor Damon. 145 years of lust. Ouch.

“The truth is, I’ve never loved you. It was always Stephan.”

There’s no accounting for taste. :rolleyes:

“I love Stephan. It’s always gonna be Stephan.”

Brother can’t catch a break. :frowning:

Oh noes! Jeremy! :eek:

ETA: Oh. OK, then. :stuck_out_tongue:

Damn. They’re killing a lot of characters.

We’ll see how many stick. :stuck_out_tongue:

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