The Vampire Diaries 1x16 A Simple Tale

Thursday, 1 April 2010
8 PM Eastern/Pacific

Craaap! I didn’t see what time it was! What have I missed?

Bueller? Bueller?



Wow, just imagine being a black pre-Civil War vampire, suddenly thrust into modern times. That’s gotta be quite an adjustment…

Aw, Damon, don’t do it. Your brother stole this guy’s girlfriend, you killed his sister, and now you’re going after his mother? Poor guy. :frowning:

Yeah, they’re misunderstood. That’s for sure.

“You were all cute and floppy…”

IYKWIM? :eek:

“I feel like I’ve been here before.”

Change in the Matrix! :eek:

Vervain all around! See, told you. Internet. :slight_smile:

“You don’t get it. Why would you? You’re always everyone’s first choice.”

Hey! That’s not fair. It’s not her fault she’s the smartest, prettiest, and most interesting girl in town. :stuck_out_tongue:

“I knew it! Go for it.”

Kinky. I like this kid more and more. :stuck_out_tongue:

“I’m not really good at expressing myself.”

You’re hot. Why would you ever learn how to? :rolleyes:

“Mom???” :eek:


“I remember them, from 1864. They were in the tomb.”
“Yeah. About that…”

Damon! You got some ‘splainin’ to do! :smiley:

“I want you to turn me.” :eek: