The Vampire Diaries 1x05 You're Undead to Me

Thursday, 8 October 2009
8 PM Eastern/Pacific

Wow, Stefan is kind of a dick. I mean, his brother only brutally killed a few people. Mummified for 50 years? Kinda harsh. :rolleyes:

Holes in her memory, holes in her neck, what’s the difference? :smiley:

“…reminding me that you’re just permitting me to live here, permitting me to live.”
“Somebody had to mow the lawn.” :smiley:

Ruh-roh. Pretty girls, always springing leaks in front of vampires.

This always turns out well.

“You should really take it off…”

…and burst into flames. :slight_smile:

“He wasn’t bothering you, was he? He’s a little Alzy-heimy.”

Bitca. Somebody needs her carotid tapped. :frowning:

Note to self: If you have a powerful vampire held captive in your basement, lock the frakkin’ doors so his enthralled minions can’t get to him.

Can’t wait 'til Carrie gets to go to the prom. :rolleyes:

“Mom, if I wanna talk boys, I’ll call Dad. At least he’s successfully dating one.” :smiley:

Bye-bye, Vicky. You won’t be missed.

“What are you?”

I hate that. She knows exactly what he is.

The walking around in daylight and liking garlic might be throwing her…