The Two-Hour Star Wars Holiday Special in Five Minutes

As an early xmas gift :slight_smile:

With Luke, Leia, Han, Chewbacca and… the Golden Girls?

//youtu.be/asnVcbWQ2cg

Aww Yorick, you shouldn’t have. Seriously. You shouldn’t have.

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I have laughed over and over at this. Just so, so bad…

That was awefulsome!

Be sure to check out the blow by blow dissection over at i-mockery.

I thought this was locked away with the Ark and “Top Men”. Labeled ‘When hysteria goes bad’

Everytime I watch the Special I always think, “What if Bea Arthur did a ‘Public Enemy’ remake?” Is it just me?

I’ve tried to watch this in the past, but after the 10 straight minutes of wookiees chatting with one another in the first 15 minutes of the show, I just had to tap out. Gar-bage.

I can’t honestly describe how disturbed i am right now.
There is just so much wrong with that.

We should put a warning on that video

(just please tell me that it wasn’t really 2 hours, that’s got to be a joke. Cause if it was it would be the crap they forced you to watch in clockwork orange. to brainwash folk

My nightmares seem a little less scary now.

…that someone could watch that dreck enough to be able to say the above. I’m sure I watched it in '78, but I must have repressed the memory.

It’s the masochist in me. It’s soooo bad it’s good (Homer drool). It’s better to face your fears and pain, repressed memories always come back to haunt you.

Yea I picked this up in the early 90s at a comic convention and watched it once and no more… Besides the cartoon with Bobba Fett it was painful!!

You stole five minutes from my life, Yorick. I want them back!

I have a bootleg VHS of this somewhere. I’ve watched it twice–I had to introduce a friend of mine to it. (I do remember watching it when it originally aired, though.) Unlike most people, I find even the Boba Fett cartoon painful. Though not as painful as the wookie porn and Carrie Fisher’s singing voice.

And poor Harrison Ford. What’s he doing actually trying to act? Doesn’t he know what kind of show he’s in?

Somewhere, George Lucas is crying.

I sense a disturbance in the force. As if hundreds of Alpacas cried out in pain, and were suddenly silenced.

Right now the writers of that “show” are actually picketing to REFUSE residuals !