The Questions only game

When do her lawyers start calling ?

Anyone know a good defence laywer…

No on both counts.

How do I make a question out of that statement?

Job yes. family yes. life? no.

My question? WTF AGAIN? and this time at nearly 2300 behind a derailed freight train? what did I do to deserve this?

WHAT? You’re stuck on the train AGAIN?

Ohhhhh yesssss

http://www.eveningnews24.co.uk/content/news/story.aspx?brand=ENOnline&category=News&tBrand=ENOnline&tCategory=news&itemid=NOED12%20Jun%202008%2015%3A38%3A14%3A147

And I know I’ve been here 4 hours, because I’ve taken my laptop from 100% down to frak all power!

Least last time it was the office commuter special and there was hotties on the train, we got to stand out in the sunny afternoon and chat. Had some ‘upside’.

Damn, Skynet really has a bone to pick with you.

Actually, in Germany, that would be a chicken. But enough with the proverbs.

What are you going to do once your laptop runs out of power?

Well I’ve changed batteries… hicap battery 100 -> 0, now on the measly 2 hour battery. I turned off every optional extra… no video playback for me - CPU will want to start working for a living.

I’m thinking I’ll just have to turn to cannibilism. I may also shoot my XO - sometimes you just have to, you know.

Why do you have such bad luck, Timmers? Are you okay?

I’m fine, I just proved why it is you can never have too many batteries, and water. and food. and phone. and money. and a leatherman (I feel like Steve Martin The Jerk here).

and I got 3 of my shots (see my thread from Monday/Tuesday in the off-topic section) on page 2 of my local paper. Not bad going.

Ouchy ouchy for the people fixing the stuff from Monday on the track - 3 workers fell 20 feet onto the track… and I’ve been informed privately on of them landed junk down on the rail (IYKWIM)! So there’s people far worse off the me

I don’t know - did I do something wrong in a previous life?

Would I be so near to 300 posts (spartan!) if this hadn’t happened? probably not?

Can “probably not” really be made into a question just by tacking a question mark on the end?

Doesn’t that question basically answer itself?

are we worrying about that?

Shouldn’t she share with all the less fortunate pirate types out there? Does she really need that many legs?

Is she raising an army of spider-people? :eek:

Whose buying all those sneakers ?

Is Timmers the one of us who’d be best prepared for the Zombie Apocalypse?

Wouldn’t one be better off with a Viper Simulator in one’s garage ?

Are the peg leg feet the same size as her real foot, or does she have to buy two pairs of shoes and throw one from each pair away?