So ‘talk’ and ‘traffic’ are the same in German?
wouldn’t that complicate “rush hour”?
I have often been in traffic and other drivers have shouted to me the suggestion that I “go and ‘intercourse’ myself”. Strange that I didn’t detect a German accent though…
Oh, is it idiomatic in English to say go intercourse yourself “in the knee”? We say that over here and would you believe that I recently found out that that is actually a time-honored Albanian technique?
Okay. …I’m looking at my knee and how far down on my leg it is, and um…well…let’s just say—and I’m not trying to be modest here… I think what you’re saying is kinda of a STRETCH!
Oh. I’m sorry. Did I forget to mention that the time-honored technique is meant for two people?
Seems reasonable to me.
Hitches pants. Looks at the ladies.
If applied to intercourse, wouldn’t “rush hour” be an oxymoron?
Huh. So “Phil” is short for “Philomena?”
I keed, I keed.
Would it be inappropriate to say that the Gutter thread is giving it some stiff competition? 
Isn’t it also the emergency number in England?
Could that bring you one step closer to the gutter with us bottom dwellers?
Are we Morlocks?
Isn’t the sweet scent of corruption enticing?
Is that jasmine I smell?
To rule the forum as father and son?
I thought the purpose of this thread was to springboard RMHPH past the Master himself, GR?
I thought it was to ask questions?
Were those questions? 
At less than 2 PPD vs. his 16? Are you willing/able to post a lot more? 
More importantly, should you question my power to doubt?
Haven’t I said on numerous occasions that it is not?
Isn’t it a self-portrait of someone, just not of me?
Who doesn’t love a little arm porn? :rolleyes:
Does that explain the nearby town of Intercourse, Pennsylvania?
With or without additional equipment? :rolleyes:
Haven’t we all experienced that?
A good speech coach, perhaps?
Why haven’t we seen more Albanian knee-sex then?
Have you ever seen an Albanian? :eek:
Where’s the fun in that?
How do you know if ladies are actually involved? :rolleyes:
Er, Yeah. OK, it was a lame joke.
'Cause I am.
The hammer is my penis.
Did you know it is strange to have a podcast keep saying your name even if it is spelled differently?
How about in the form of a question?
The hammer is my penis.
A hammer to the knee? :eek:
And you expect ladies to go for that? :rolleyes:
Does Pike need a new avatar?
Would it help? 
Yes it is, but doesn’t that seem silly in the days of rotary phones?
I added a link for the younglings…
I spent a bit of time last fall lurking quite a bit, but I’ve picked up my output since the beginning of the year. Any other tips or advice?
Even with 911, how many never survived the first 9? :eek:
I added a link for the younglings…
Are you trying to make the rest of us feel even older? 