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#701

Should we always rely on the force for these puropses?

I guess nobody else had to look up that word?

One of those obscure American idioms, huh?

Let me ask you something: why do you all do these things when I’m fast asleep? Do you all like it when I spill my breakfast over the desk?

Don’t you hate it when that happens?

Oh, okay, here comes the penultimate question that will tell you a lot about me. So, why did I choose to first discard the link that Poofy posted, out of sheer laziness (since I just woke up), but then decided that I HAD to see it when Lady D was all shocked by it?

So, were you shocked? Is that a stupid question? Why do teachers always say there are no stupid questions, when clearly, there are?

#702

because you know me way too well?

#703

Did I?

You don’t actually believe that, do you?

Now, how do I make a question out of that?

If the size of the ship doesn’t matter, how do you control the motion of the ocean?

Doesn’t force always help those things along?

Are you suggesting that force is always the answer?

Hawaiian women?

You know, for kids?

And do they have little waxy bubbles inside?

Women?

If I had a glove, would now be the point to take it off? Or throw it to Solai’s feet? Or what exactly do you with gloves?

Do you have four friends? :smiley:

I guess nobody else had to look up that word?

Did you?

Shouldn’t that be obvious? Oh SO obvious?

Is it really?

Let me ask you something: why do you all do these things when I’m fast asleep?

Is it our fault you live on the other side of the planet?

Do you all like it when I spill my breakfast over the desk?

Wouldn’t that depend on what you had for breakfast?

Oh, okay, here comes the penultimate question that will tell you a lot about me.

Why did you ask the penultimate question last?

So, why did I choose to first discard the link that Poofy posted, out of sheer laziness (since I just woke up), but then decided that I HAD to see it when Lady D was all shocked by it?

Is that a rhetorical question? Did you check out the link? What did you think?

Have I seen it??? Haven’t I done unwholesome things to it?

Are you doing anything better with it?

One of those obscure American idioms, huh?

Isn’t it Yiddish?

So, were you shocked?

Are you kidding?

Is that a stupid question?

More importantly, is that? :rolleyes:

Why do teachers always say there are no stupid questions, when clearly, there are?

Aren’t teachers instructed to lie to children? You know, like about evolution? :smiley:

#704

Why wouldn’t I?

Let me expand the metaphor:

If you have a big hulky ship, like a cruise ship, then a lot of people will want to see the ship and maybe go for a cruise on it. And you may even get to your destination a little faster on a big ship. But you know, cruise ships only go to tourist places and never to the secret lagoons.

But with a small glittery yacht, you

  1. can ride the waves a lot better,

  2. have more control over your movements,

  3. have a chance to meet fancy and extraordinary people who would be bored by a cruise, but would love to go party on a yacht and be taken to those secret lagoons.

Isn’t it obvious that I have all this a lot of thought?

#705

Boy do I find this to be true. People want to cruise on my ship all the time.

I can promise you my ship never gets to the destination too fast.

#706

Did you forget about the shuffleboard courts? :slight_smile:

But you know, cruise ships only go to tourist places and never to the secret lagoons.

Aren’t those lagoons secret for a reason?

But with a small glittery yacht, you

  1. can ride the waves a lot better,

But again, what if there are no waves?

  1. have more control over your movements,

Isn’t the metaphor flawed, since you really have no control over the motion of the ocean?

  1. have a chance to meet fancy and extraordinary people who would be bored by a cruise, but would love to go party on a yacht and be taken to those secret lagoons.

Don’t secret lagoons need special attention before accepting ships? :wink:

Isn’t it obvious that I have all this a lot of thought?

Maybe too much?

#707

People? Do you offer unlimited boarding passes? :smiley:

I can promise you my ship never gets to the destination too fast.

How long does it take to get out of dry dock? :eek:

#708

Okay, have I figured out the ultimate in ship metaphor?

A submarine?

#709

Does this explain why Han Solo had the Millennium Falcon and Darth Vader had a Star Destroyer? :smiley:

Am I misunderstanding the metaphor?
What kind of yacht has glitter on it? :eek:

Does that explains why all are allowed on your “Yacht”? :wink:

Wouldn’t that depend on which direction the tide is going? :cool:
DYKWIM?

#710

Because it’s full of…?

What about Amidala’s long shiny silver ship?

Am I misunderstanding the metaphor?
What kind of yacht has glitter on it? :eek:

One owned by a kindergarten teacher?

Does that explains why all are allowed on your “Yacht”?

Don’t some captains prefer a more diverse crew? :wink:

Wouldn’t that depend on which direction the tide is going? :cool:
DYKWIM?

Doesn’t that depend on the moon?

#711

Are you implying that you are full of sea men?

#712

Now who’s going into the gutter? :wink:

#713

May I?

Could he be saying he doesn’t like to ride the waves?
or
Could he just prefer to go under the waves not to be seen again for hours or days?

Anyone else getting dizzy just thinking about it?

#714

Who’s going to stop you? :slight_smile:

Could he be saying he doesn’t like to ride the waves?
or
Could he just prefer to go under the waves not to be seen again for hours or days?

Maybe he just enjoyed the homoerotic subtext of Das Boot? :rolleyes:

Anyone else getting dizzy just thinking about it?

Isn’t that the bends? :eek:

#715

Oh, don’t you guys get it?

If you had a submarine, couldn’t you enter ALL secret lagoons without anybody noticing? And submarines can fire their torpedoes under water!

And then there’s this part:

Who wouldn’t get excited about a submarine?

#716

You do realize what that means in the context of the metaphor, don’t you? :eek:

And submarines can fire their torpedoes under water!

Do women like that? :confused:

The crew and passengers of the Lusitania? :wink:

#717

I did say it was the ultimate metaphor, didn’t I?

#718

And what if someone doesn’t want their secret lagoon entered? :eek:

#719

Is it just me or does all this talk about the ocean and “secret lagoons” speak to the truth of GR’s desires?

Could it be that he has a thing for mermaids that he hasn’t told us?

Aww, who can blame him? :rolleyes:
Isn’t she hot, for an animated character?IYKWIM

#720

Will they drop depth charges on the submarine?