The Questions only game

Did you know this game is very educational?

Did you want to learn about Teutonic mythology?

How would I know if I wanted to learn about Teutonic Mythology? Did you know that I did not know what you were talking about? How could I resist learning something new?

Don’t you think that’s why I asked?

Did you know that I did not know what you were talking about?

Would it surprise you to know that I do now?

How could I resist learning something new?

Shutting your eyes and plugging your ears with wax?

How can I read your questions with my eyes closed?

Didn’t you want to know how to resist learning new things?

Could you be less profound so I do not have to close my eyes?

Does not profundity, by its very nature, run deep?

How’s this for profundity?
Why do toasters always have a setting so high that it could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

Along the same lines, why do toasters need a “Cancel” function? Does anyone ever decide to make toast and then suddenly realize that they’ve made a horrible mistake?

Why do water heaters have settings that could burn you?

Do you prefer your hot water heather to produce cold water?

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

Would you think they would be safely hot?

Maybe your freezer light does not work?

Is the food in the fridge really there when the door is closed?

Jealous… why is your freezer so demonstrably superior to mine?

Maybe the food end up in the same place as my victi…?

Opps, have said to much?:confused:

Could I somehow shift the blame to GalaxyRanger?:rolleyes:

Why are the voices so loud?

Why am I typing all my thoughts?:eek:

How is the best way to say FRAKKKKKKKKKK!

P.S. Will someone tell Barb sorry for the language?:wink:

can you see yourself in the mirror with your eyes closed?

Is my freezer superior or just more enlightened?

Better yet, can your image see you if you eyes are closed?

Isn’t that an invasion of my privacy?