Can I offer you some delicious punch and paaah?
How many hands were cut off in the SW movies?
Would you be surprised if I told you I don’t recall the exact number?
Could you take a stab at it? I think I remember at least four?
Four? Seriously? Was there a black market for spare hands?
Does Vader/Anakin getting his hand chopped off twice count as one or two?
Once it’s gone, it’s gone isn’t it? Wouldn’t that only count as 1 time then?
Ok counting total dismembered body parts and vader twice my count comes to 9. 10 if you include C3PO and 12 if you count Ob- Wan and Yoda when they die. Their bodies are gone like a fart in the wind.
Does that sound right to anyone else?
Well one guy looses both his hands and his head, is that three? Who started this oooo gross subject? Was it me?
How did I start riming?
Could this be a good (shiver) discussion in the Star Wars section?
We aren’t talking about a Jedi brisk, are we?
Why are you disgusted by the conversation you started then?
Oh no, why did you mention black market?
Could it be because being on GWC forums have messed with my mind? Could it be that I was watching to much Star Wars back to back and just noticed how many parts go missing? Maybe it is because I am watching SW 4 and realized I remember most of the lines even though I have not seen it in years? Could it be that I can not stop asking questions even when they gross me out?
(Help stop me, please?)
Do you, like me, need something beside BSG to be obsessed about, due to the long hiatus ahead?
How could you forget Darth Maul?
How many parts does an entire lower half count as?
Do you mean “rhyming” or “rimming”? Where’s Galaxy Ranger when we need him? :rolleyes:
Are you implying that hands are like foreskins? :eek:
The Jedi are Jewish?
How could you forget Darth Maul?
Do you not realize that I included Maul in my count?
Didn’t you hear that Watto is the Jewish stereotype? 
This thread is still going on?
Watto wasn’t a Jedi, was he?
Why are spellchekers unable to spell the word you intend and not just a word that is in the dictionaries? Why can’t I stop rhyming and could not spell it ether? Could it be the Dark Side of the Force that allows such horrible happenings?