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#361

Didn’t you realize that my avatar is actually a photograph? Or that my skin-tone is probably best described as “translucent”?

But why not? :smiley:

You can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you, now can you?

Now do you understand my confusion?

Can one ever really understand confusion?

Um, did I ever tell you that a moose once bit my sister?

Was she Karving her initials on the moose with the sharpened end of an interspace toothbrush?

Does that help me keep my geek card?

Was that a bribe?

#362

When did they start handing out geek cards?

And why didn’t I get the platinum one?

#363

I just want to know why I was not sent one?

#364

Here you go. (and they’re all platinum.)

#365

Weird thing happened the other day. I tried using my geek card as a credit card to pay my car registration–and they took me to a back room, gave me a black suit and tie and invited me to join the Men in Black. They said if I did I wouldn’t be allowed to post on the GWC Forum anymore. I declined and a guy who looks like Will Smith asked me a couple of questions about Solai, and then flashed a thing in my eyes and sent me home. I don’t know they were trying to wipe my memory or something. Maybe the reflective sunglasses I was wearing …whatever.

#366

Do you hate sand?

#367

Bwaaaahaaa!

#368

Who knew that a question could be so rewarding?

#369

What’s the interest rate on this Geek Card?

#370

What is the credit limit?

#371

Can I get a geek card with bad credit?

#372

How can you ask that? Didn’t you hear Picard say they don’t use money in the future?

#373

Isn’t it like the sound of one hand clapping?

Was she Karving her initials on the moose with the sharpened end of an interspace toothbrush?

musing Didn’t Svenge give her that damned toothbrush?

Was that a bribe?

Did it work?

Will I after it’s over?

#374

You mean like this?

musing Didn’t Svenge give her that damned toothbrush?

Svenge? Her brother-in-law? Isn’t he an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian movies?

Did it work?

Don’t you think you’d know by now if it didn’t?

#375

How did you guess?

Svenge? Her brother-in-law? Isn’t he an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian movies?

Do you know him?

Don’t you think you’d know by now if it didn’t?

So I’ve been spared by the OG?

#376

Doesn’t it matter who you ask? In Star Wars isn’t there money? Why does lady D look strangely like me now?

#377

How is this a question?

Is it an implied question of Solai’s ethnicity?

And will this happen to me when I try to use my shiny new geek card?

#378

Is it okay if it’s just questionable and not technically a question?

Is it not obvious that Solai is from another planet? Could any earthling create all those callsign badges so perfectly and quickly? Doesn’t his silky smooth voice make you think he may be from another world?

Do you really think that I’m authorized to tell you that?

#379

Originally Posted by ThotFullGuy: How can you ask that? Didn’t you hear Picard say they don’t use money in the future?

Then why do some people care so much about gold-pressed latinum?

#380

Does anybody care about it besides the Ferengi? And why does latnium have to be pressed with gold?