it does have some of the best material in the movie, and that’s saying a lot!
Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.
Thank you. Now, where was I?
Australia.
What in the world can that be?
yeah, real genius ploy, isn’t it?
In college, there was this fat guy who was a friend of ours. And whenever people get drunk and wrestle, I stood over them and said “someone has beaten a giant. There’ll be great suffering in…” He’d always kick me before I could finish.
If I get into a bar-fight, and I’ll be sure to use it.
ROTFLMsBO!!! that’s a great story!
I want to make an alternate-ending version of this movie, where they both roll down the hill going “ouch, ohh, oof, ow…” and they both break their necks and die. The end.
Admittedly, it’s probably be not going to be as popular. But it’ll be much shorter.
I’m always bothered by the lengths they go to to keep the illusion of that silly little ponytail
(and “Do we have to hear the kissing part?”)
wow, you’re a true romantic, aren’t you? 
I know. It’s inconceivable.
(Well, they both have immaculate hair and makeup after that roll down the hillside, so I imagine an indisruptable ponytail is really not that far-fetched.)
I think I just heard a tribble scream in the Fire Swamp!
I don’t see anything wrong with the fireswamp that a little landscaping and pest-control couldn’t fix. I can see a condo development in near future.
forgive me for not remembering, sweetie, but have you read the book?
and the implacable ponytail survives the lightning sand!
So, Tribbles grow into ROUSes?
Yes I have, though it has been a long time ago.
the tongue flapping in that ROUS’s mouth always gives me the wiggins
a-HA!!! the secret has been revealed! somebody call Quiznos
Did you ever see the ROUS get burned on the fire, and wonder what it’d taste like? I always thought it looked like a good spit-roast opportunity.