The Last Starfighter - The Sequel

No, really.

Does this provide final, clinching proof of the nonexistence of God?

What are they going to call it? Maybe “The Penultimate Starfighter?” I guess that would be a prequel.

No. Oh no. Nononononono.

No, that’s something we knew after Final Frontier.

“The Last Starfighter … Returns” ? or, maybe “A New Hope” ?

you know there’s also a WarGames sequelin the making?

“The Kodan Strike Back?”

“The Last Starfighter and the Temple of Doom?”

“The Last Starfighters?”

The Last Starfighter’s Voyage Home?