Oh, I am there now.
Girl scene over now.
“Did you see her eyes?” What about the part where she was levitating???
Way to go, Scotty! I knew he wasn’t totally worthless.
Broken glass and girl screaming, and he’s moving as quickly and calmly as if his laundry is done…
Really, the simplest of Basic Zombie Survival Preparedness training would have done these guys a lot of good.
Oh, the crunchy sound!
Eww. Zombie puss.
Go, Scottie, Go!
I don’t know about that. These are demons. Dismemberment definitely ain’t doing the trick.
Zombie Survival Lesson, #142: When in doubt, don’t bury. Always burn.
Umm, there’s a zombie girl sitting behind you. Are we just ignoring her for the moment?
Friends don’t let friends become zombies. (Or vampires.)
Domestic violence doesn’t count if she’s already dead, right?
Friends who become vampires should at least offer to turn you, though.
Well, the “she was possessed by a demon” defense traditionally don’t work very well.
I wonder if he could reanimate Johnny Cochran for the trial?
Wait, so the whole “Oh, Ash, don’t let them take me again!” “I won’t” thing happened just 2 minutes ago, and she turns again, you just leave her outside? WTF?
Oh, see, now? That’s what you get! She’s all gone Tonya Harding again!
He should just join them. They all seem pretty happy, going by the laughter. 