The most horrifying mystery of the whole movie: why is that hot chick with that retarded tow truck driver?
“We’ll all go in together???” Seriously?
You mean her father-uncle? 
It’s the famous General Custer strategy: Alone, you’ll die, Together, we’ll all die.
A dark spirit that wants to destroy us? Really? You don’t say? :rolleyes:
I cannot stress enough the importance of vigilant gardening. Trim those damn loose branches, before they grow unruly and kill you.
That case has hinges. Wouldn’t it have been easier just to open it?
Or rape you.
You know, unless you’re into that. 
Please, don’t joke about that. Arboreal rape is no leafing matter.
You know, Annie is really surprisingly calm and reasonable under these circumstances.
Oh, nevermind, you done gone ahead and killed him, now.
How is he not dead? That huge thing was at least 8 inched into his chest.
Hey, her shirt’s all dry again!
I had no idea it was such a thorny issue. We better get to the root of this.
Do they ever really explain why Ash can go back and forth between human and demon?
Yes, I once had a brush with bad men, who like to lumber around the dark alleys of my neighhood.
No. They never even explained why ash became a zombie in the first place.
We never even explain the most basic principle here. How do become zombies? Is it infection by blood or contact? Or just completely random possession by demons?
If I had known something like this could happen, I’d have take latin classes.
Why would these men stalk women in the flower of their youth? This clearly stems from deep emotional issues.
Ash is just never gonna get laid… everytime he impresses a girl, they get zombified, stabbed, shot, and other stuff.