So whats your favorite episode?
For me is “Crackers don’t matter.”
Some quotes that made me laugh.
Pilot: I’m only judging on my experience with you, but I’ve never seen such a deficient species. You have no special abilities. You’re not particularly smart, can hardly smell, can barely see, and you’re not even vaguely physically or spiritually imposing. Is there anything you do well?
Crichton: Watch football.
Scorpius Hallucination: Kill her. Then we’ll have Margarita shooters and pizza.
Crichton: No one has Margarita shooters with pizza
Crichton: (to T’raltixx) Ionic radiation gives them photogasms, unless she’s faking it, they can do that you know–hey, Zhaan, you faking it?
Zhaan: (giggling) No…
The entire episode was just about perfect