I was just watching ‘Gods and Monsters’ the story about James Whale starring Ian McKellen. Whale said the same thing about his housekeeper. Makes sense though, right?
Cackle. Cackle.
C’mon this is the 50s slap them!!
My wife loves those dresses from the 50s. She wishes they’d come back in style.
What cake? Am I behind? He’s going back right now.
Nah. I’m right with ya. There was a cake on dias / bar in front of Max earlier.
Yeah. That’s another great movie, BTW.
Nice. Don’t let our new moderator catch you talking like that. 
She could be a trendsetter.
(I swear we’ve already talked about this before.)
Have you ever had as bad a New Years as this?
“Someone calling about a stray dog.”
Very nice.
Haven’t finished it yet.
Really. Who’s that?
Deja Vu. Maybe we did.
Living a moldy old mansion with a faded movie star? Yeah, of course. 
Willing to start over sometime soon? That’s a movie I’d like to frak.
Really. Who’s that?
You hadn’t heard? Casilda is the book club mod.
Deja Vu. Maybe we did.
It could have been someone else, but I thot it was you.
Yeah. Funny how often that happens.
Her impression is… disturbing.
Yeah sure. Just let me know when.
Wow. Great.
Perhaps.
Her Chaplin impression is spot on. OSSIM!!
BTW, that really is Cecil B. Demille.
How about Thursday?
Yeah, I saw his name in the opening credits.
I can hear my wife now, “I love the leopard print on the car seats.”
“Norma Desmond!”
“I thot she was dead!”