Really, this is stupid and asinine. Be warned.
Okay.
“God” is Sean.
Sean: Likes hot girls with gun.
God: Has Head Six tell Baltar to get his harem big guns.
Sean: Likes explosions.
God: Has Racetrack “accidentally” nuke the Colony.
God: Has Head Six give Baltar a nuke.
Sean: Likes robots. Wants a Larry as a friend.
God: Wants humans and robots to get along.