Straight to the Gutter thread (NSFW)

…and I’m kind of surprised that this little guy hasn’t been mentioned yet here.

However, I think it’s been established that many on the board would be partial to this little birdie

Apparently there’s a fine line between ornithology and sexual harassment…

I remember a gay friend of mine telling me the meaning of the word, “Santorum”. I thought that was brilliant, but I won’t repeat it here, as it is offensive to some and slightly sticky.

Surely, we can give a definition to the word “Cheney” that’s befitting of all that man has done for/to this country.

According to the wikipedia article, a blue tit and Parus Major are the same thing.

The following, however, is a swallow:

Blue Tit

vs.

Blue Queen

What’s especially funny about that is that the “alternative” definition was (and still is) ranked higher on a Google search than anything about the man himself. I can’t help but think that that lost him the election. :smiley:

And if anyone’s still curious: Santorum

Oh, and if the whole “cookie” thing bothered you, this is much, much worse. :eek:

Surely, we can give a definition to the word “Cheney” that’s befitting of all that man has done for/to this country.

I think this would do his legacy justice:

cheney i[/i]: The act of being robbed, beaten, and anally raped while experiencing simulated drowning. :stuck_out_tongue:

Give him head? Be a beacon…!

oddly enough, I didn’t find this as vile as the cookie.

I think this would do his legacy justice:

cheney i[/i]: The act of being robbed, beaten, and anally raped while experiencing simulated drowning. :stuck_out_tongue:

you forgot being shot in the face

Interesting. You truly are a study in contradictions. :stuck_out_tongue:

you forgot being shot in the face

Obviously, that happens later. IYKWIM. :smiley:

Im saddend at the failure of this thread

Way to unfail it up then Boxy. I’m saddended at your failure to uplift it. IYKWIM

How have we failed this thread? We brought you johnsons, boobs, jugs, tits, hooters, knockers, melons, knobs and beavers. What more can we do to honor the gutter?

Bring me Starbuck naked on a platter

Now

I bring you our selection for Non-human Of the Week, Kristanna Loken:

Sorry, dude, I couldn’t find a naked picture of Dirk Benedict. Would you like naked pictures of Dirk Diggler or Dirk Nowitski instead?

By Your Command, DP.
Starbucks on a Fruit Platter:

Cute. Definitely cute.

Or this:

Starbucks on a ferrite-coated aluminum platters.

You bastards and your plays on words

Also…Lokkan looks weird in that picture. Something with the angle.

Here’s a hot link to Starbuck with Brittany Spears…