More accurately: scary. Google knows more about Poofy than the NSA.
I’ve just had my subscription renewed. It’s awesome. I especially like the weekly jacuzzi special.
I won’t say why, but I’m pretty sure the NSA can have all the info they want on Poofy.
He’d have the whole BSG-fanboy/girl vote…if only he knew how powerful that really is!
He doesn’t believe in firewalls?
All I have to say is vote. With vote you can always hope that everyone makes the correct choice. Well hope. :rolleyes:
As a foreign national, you’re not cleared for that information.
Maybe if your chancellor hadn’t rebuffed our president’s backrub offer, but no… 
Are you saying you’re willing to exchange information against bodily touches?
Quid pro quo.
Would you like some of those nice little ricinus oil pills instead that I just purchased?
(it’s ridiculous, this virus is driving me nuts, first I had the runs and now I can’t make number 2 if you put a gun to my head. my first time with ricinus oil, though, I’m really curious what’s gonna happen)
No thanks. 
BTW, we call it castor oil, although the other name is somewhat more descriptive, since the same bean is the source of the poison ricin.
(it’s ridiculous, this virus is driving me nuts, first I had the runs and now I can’t make number 2 if you put a gun to my head.
That would be the cure, not the disease. The BRAT diet is designed for binding liquids in the intestines. Sounds like it worked.
my first time with ricinus oil, though, I’m really curious what’s gonna happen)
Do you know what’s supposed to happen? Otherwise, you’re in for quite a surprise. :eek:
Interesting. Castor we call the containers in which we dump our atomic waste. It’s also the name of the guy who frakked Pollux. Or were they just siblings? There’s incest everywhere.
That would be the cure, not the disease. The BRAT diet is designed for binding liquids in the intestines. Sounds like it worked.
Worked too well. Plus, I’m having very strange food cravings. I ate a Chinese Duck at 3AM last night.
Do you know what’s supposed to happen? Otherwise, you’re in for quite a surprise. :eek:
You’re saying it won’t give me super stamina and the power to entertain chicks around a camp fire by playing a guitar and singing Jack and Diane all night lone?
aren’t you guys taking this gutter thing a bit too literally? 
They were twin brothers. No idea whether they frakked or not.
Oh, and that reminds me (you’ll appreciate this): “castor” is also the scientific name for the beaver.
Worked too well. Plus, I’m having very strange food cravings. I ate a Chinese Duck at 3AM last night.
Are you pregnant?
You’re saying it won’t give me super stamina and the power to entertain chicks around a camp fire by playing a guitar and singing Jack and Diane all night lone?
You can entertain chicks, I suppose. Do you know the ones from “Two Girls, One Cup”? :eek:
Would you prefer we talk about wet leaves? 
Dude, that is just TOO MUCH INFORMATION. Perhaps you should start a separate…“Galaxy Ranger’s Bowel and Bladder Habits” thread. (You know, for those who are interested in that information.)
By definition, there is no TMI in the gutter thread.
Don’t you have some grammar policing to do?
Don’t tempt him.
It’s true. That’s been previously established.
Don’t you have some grammar policing to do?
Does anyone else see the irony of the missed punctuation in “(a.k.a GRAMMARCOP)” [sic]?
High above the streets of Forum City, a new vigilante stares anxiously into the misty sky. The night hangs over the gutter-filled streets like an ominous shadow. The abominable stench of ricinus oil fills her nostrils as she precipitates into the streets where obnoxious grammatical mistakes and nasty punctuation rapists haunt the innocent citizens of GWC.
In my opinion, gutter-talk tends toward sexual under and overtones, not bodily functions. Since I’m not a craaap fetishist, the “number 2” discussion doesn’t really titillate me. Therefore it crosses into TMI-land. (Hey, I never complained about the cookie discussion.)
I police bad grammar as I see it happen. I’m far too busy and important to be chasing down bad grammar, though I do have my list of repeat offenders. They should know who they are, but probably don’t. :rolleyes:
Perhaps you are just trying to get rid of me so you can be alone with Poofy…that’s what PM is for. I’m sure you already know that, though.
Does anyone else see the irony of the missed punctuation in “(a.k.a GRAMMARCOP)” [sic]?
Shut up, You!