Straight to the Gutter thread (NSFW)

LOL. True enough. :slight_smile:

I think it was Family Guy that had a liquor store named “The Thirteenth Step”. :stuck_out_tongue:

So who does that make Obama? Elosha? There are just so many major black characters to choose from. :wink:

You’re OK with male pics that are completely pornographic? :rolleyes:

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

If McCain ever stood in front of a camera, wore an eyepatch and uttered the words “get off my frakking lawn, you damn kids”, he’d definitely have my vote.

Don’t give him any ideas! He will clearly try anything!

Id support a Mccain/Rosilin ticket

So that is how she was chosen for the job.

How about offering to have himself jettisoned out an airlock? :stuck_out_tongue:

So that another copy can take over?

But now’s the perfect time, before they can rebuild the Resurrection Hub!

As if one power hungry sociopathic maniac wasn’t enough!

They should put that on the bumper stickers. :slight_smile:

edit: Looks like they did. :smiley:

LMAO!!!

That’s great.

Are you talking about Mccain/Rosilin or Bush?

I went to CNN’s website to take a look at Gustav, but ended up clicking on a link that said Eight bad reasons to have sex

And I have to say, those are actually GOOD reasons to have sex. I myself am guilty of at least half of them. With “Revenge” topping the list, of course. Oh, sweet revenge…

Talk about being distracted.

but are you suprised?

While living in NYC for the last few years, many of my female friends told me things that contradict what’s on this CNN article…

Appliance envy… of course it doesn’t justify sleeping with someone who you find disgusting. But in a close call situation, it’s absolutely the #1 tie-breaker. Many people have told me that dating a boy for the 3 months of summer for his air-conditioning is absolutely okay. I have a friend who is personally responsible for sex for cable, and she’s not sorry. But far more common is probably sex for washer/dryer en suite.

Which leads to the mother of all appliance envy… the apartment envy. “Because he lives in a three bedroom doorman building overlooking the park” is a sentence that covers up a lot of faults in a potential mate, apparently.

That’s what I hear, anyway. How would I know, I don’t have those things. 1 bedroom, washer/dryer downstairs, and basic cable, no HBO. Sorry, ladies, get your sex in the city elsewhere. But if you wanna put out for A/C, I’m your man. :smiley:

How many women would date a guy for his hair-conditioning? :smiley:

About GR never. :smiley: