I just had a similar experience. My coworker saw me scrolling past it and said “What the hell was wrong with that man???” 
This is not what I meant when I ordered the house pepperoni pizza…
Oh, the pain… eyes burning… MUST. CONCENTRATE. ON. THE. GIRL. IN. THE. BACKGROUND…
Okay, so only TighFighter delivered on a nice manly nipple pic. One thing I can say about this thread- there isn’t any false advertising. Gutter 24/7! Welcome back DeathbyTray.
Okay, fine. You want glass-cutting male nipples?
Happy now? 
I did a search and I’m still scrubbing my brain.
Here’s some more nipple action for you Dawn.
Dude, gotta love the lucite piercings. Mmmmmm… toasty.
oh. my. 
waaaaaaait…
are those shower curtain rings, like the kind John Candy sells in Planes, Trains, and Automobiles ?
I thot the same thing. Makes the guy look older, don’t ya think?
As much as I appreciate the sincere efforts put forth to find me some glass cutters, I stumbled across a nice set myself while innocently viewing Dr. Horrible’s Sing-A-Long Blog- Act I. Captain Hammer’s can be seen through his shirt which, as we all know, is the best way to determine structural integrity.
This isn’t the best picture, so I recommend checking him out for yourselves, if you haven’t already.
I had to get a better shot for everyone- enjoy!
I don’t smoke. I’ll have a lollipop instead.
Mea culpa. Mea maxima culpa…
A nipples quiz:
This picture is from what movie?
isn’t there a bond flick with a third nipple assassin?
66 points for the Lady!
(Scaramanga from Man With The Golden Gun)
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. A lollipop, on the other hand… 
Shouldn’t you post this on the “Here’s looking at you, GWC” thread???
you are a bad, bad man
FYI
That is not me.
That pic is a result of a google search for nipples.