They’re undeniable evidence of evolution. Obviously that threatens some people. 
But equal…? :rolleyes:
Nor do a lot of aforementioned glass-cutting variety really come to mind…
I wasn’t gonna say and I set you up. That’s a mark of skill
Best Freudian Slip EVER. 
You’ve been Peter Rolled! IYKWIM!
Why you hate me T_T BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW
How could I possibly hate you? I come in peace. IYKWIM.
that’s a keeper. i’d like one in wallpaper size
The do help with cutting through the glass ceiling and all…
Wouldn’t you have to be very tall and very flexible to do that with your nipples?
That was the biggest picture of “Grandfather” that I could find. But I’ll see what I can do. 
I love that quote. as a kindergarten teacher, I have quite a bit of use for it, as the wee ones do tend to go on at inopportune times. I say the last bit in my head.
Here ya go.
Awesome!!! I love this place
Great… I go away to entertain the visiting parental units for just one afternoon, and a detailed discussion of nipples break out in my absence.
I always miss the fun sh*t.
Fine. Crew on this. When nipples go bad.
I’m sitting in Starbucks with my laptop, and when I scrolled down to arrive at this image, this girl sitting behind me (who apparently can see my screen from where she sits) just involuntarily yelped “oh sh*t”. That was so worth it. Thanks!