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lame, sorry, but lame.
…aacckk…gasp…I said they look real…aaacckk…gasp
just…hot…
I stumbled across this web series the other night. Hilarious!
It’s sort of like a Geek Deathmatch, but insane. 
Just be forewarned: some parts are a bit NSFW.
Got all these jokes from here: http://stupidsticks.com/forum/yaf_postsm211_His-and-Her-One-Liner-Jokes.aspx Stumble upon is the greatest 
Q. What’s a mixed feeling?
A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.
Q. What’s the height of conceit?
A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.
Q. What’s the definition of macho?
A. Jogging home from your vasectomy.
Q. What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?
A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball
Q. Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe sex?
A. They spray paint X’s on the back of the sheep that kick!
Q. What is a Yankee?
A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
Q. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common?
A. They both like a tight seal.
Q. What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?
A. Their balls are just for decoration.
Q.What is the difference between "ooooooh"and “aaaaaaah”?
A. About three inches.
Q. Why do gay men wear ribbed condoms?
A. For traction in the mud.
Q: What’s the difference between purple and pink?
A. The grip.
Q. How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?
A. It’s not hard.
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
Q: What’s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes.
Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don’t have eyes.
Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?
A. The swallow.
Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?
A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.
Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
A. They don’t have balls to scratch!
Q. What’s the height of conceit?
A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.
I was going to post the “Sussudio” scene from American Psycho in reply to this, but I just can’t. There are kids reading…(just go look it up on You Tube).
This is too naughty to simply post the pic on here, but it’s still gutterifically Chucktastic. Click at your own risk (Spoiler: there’s nudity :eek: involved).
http://www.toplessrobot.com/2009/12/public_nudity_the_final_frontier.php
Truly Seantacular
Holy craaap! The truth is out. Geeks are hot!!
Oops. That was in Seattle or thereabouts, not CA. (There’s a Fremont up there?)
Hello Freeman, I have your crowbar right here… IYKWIM.
Star Trek the nekkid generation…
OK so these are some reallly funny ways to insult people but they are in no way safe for work. Also better to not let your kids hear it either unless you want to do alot of explaining.
I saw these yesterday and laughed my ass off. I’ve got to start watching this show!