Straight to the Gutter thread (NSFW)

Speaking of which, Fake Ron Moore’s avatar on Twitter:

wow, he really does have pretty hair!! :smiley:

Ancient Roman poets were hilarious. Catullus 16 is really dirty and amusing. I shall provide the modern English translation below.

I’m gonna fuck you guys up the ass and shove my cock down your throats,
yes, you, Aurelius—you fucking cocksucker—and you too, Furius, you faggot!
Just because my verses are tender doesn’t mean
that I’ve gone all soft. Sure, a poet should focus
on writing poetry and not on sex; but does that
mean they can’t write about sex? If a poem is
in good taste, well-written and erotic,
it can give massive boners to hairy old men,
not just to horny teenagers. You think I’m a sissy
just because I write about thousands of kisses?
I’m gonna fuck you guys up the ass and shove my cock down your throats!

Latin is just hilarious.

Is it a bad thing that I have this sudden urge to go to my bunk? :eek:

Catullus will bust a cap in Ovid’s ass, yo!

(That’s not all he’d bust in Ovid’s ass.) :stuck_out_tongue:

agreed my friend

Probably why Augustus had Ovid exhiled. Though that hardly seems fair. :wink:

dipping my head in the Gutter…slowly inching my way out

Do with that what you will.

Okay Badger that just gives me nightmare

Okay I agree with Chuck it is heavily Photoshopped. Here is a picture if Christian Serratos not photoshopped (probably) looks completely different

I think i like the all natural one better :smiley:

How to handle telemarketers:

//youtu.be/un_PjRXV5l8

I don’t know where my friend Jess finds these things but I figured I should share. Here’s the link to the website if you wanna’ browse…

http://www.eveningarwen.com/modules/catalog/product_categories/1/Corsets/

…that I love.

Summer Glau


Emily de Raven


Little bit creepy dude…

Morena Baccarin

Grace Park

Tricia Helfer


Katee Sackhoff