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Wha…?
What the mother hell was that?
I’m with guy that posted this comment on youtube:
i kinda wish i got rick rolled. damn!
…the hell? 
Arrgh…! My eyes! My eyes! That was a 9.9 on the wierd sh*t-o-meter.
I think it may be us with the backward thinking. I would bet it wasn’t a Japanese that first said, “Look at the tits on that cow, bet that tastes good, the calves seem to like it”. 
Doesn’t it make more sense that GOD or Nature meant for humans to drink human milk and cows theirs. Neither of which do so their whole lives. It us unnatural to drink milk past a couple years of age. I’m just sayin’.
Unless it is a special occasion like shown in the video. 
So…you’re saying that video was not an advertisement for milk, after all, but for some sort of kinky Japanese spa?
Sign me UP!
I totally blame the Germans on this one.
Things i learned from this.
[ol]
[li]German Steamrollers are incredibly fast
[/li][li]German Pedophiles have babies in their crotches that shoot purple orbs
[/li][li]You never want to shift your man bike into the next gear, you might scrape your knuckle.
[/li][li]There is a vehicle that makes you look even sillier to drive than the Segway
[/li][/ol]
dear god why isn’t there a law against things like that… it makes me think fondly of the days when kinky squid on building action was the only thing that haunted my nights. and makes me cry whenever i dream. i mean why were they all unconscious in the end… okay so i’ll be needing to bleach my brain for a few hours
and to add o the comments for this post…may I say hearing “Suki suki SUKI”…does NOT help
Ahhhh!!! what the hell was with that baby… and than the… okay so between the milk commercial thing, and this i think i’ll be leaving the gutter for the night. There’s just only so much a fella a can see…
Quite NSFW (in english-speaking countries.) Oddly, it appears to be an actual commercial…
They must have had so much fun on the set.
…but you can’t take the sky from me!
“There’s no place on that women I wouldn’t put my tongue.” Hah!
So I just braved reading this weeks episode of Fan Fic Friday for you all. Let me say this. Its not quite as weird as my last post where a giant squid makes sweet sweet love to Hogwarts castle but i do think its a little more disturbing. Its Jurrasic Park Fan Fic…and unlike most fan fic where you would have Ian Malcom making whoopie with Dr. Grant while Ellie Satler watches and teaches the under age Lex all about the birds and the bees, this one goes a little darker. Let me just give you one word and you can be the judge and see if its worth risking your sanity and if you are willing to compromise your morals, that word is VELOCIGINA . Be Warned…be warned.
WHOSE RESPONSIBLE THIS?!
and a whole bunch of other stuff so that VB doesn’t get its all-caps panties into a bunch…
I first heard of this watching this video:
http://www.thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/bt/the-sage/fanfic-theatre/5802-episode-4-root-her
Watching him read it out loud actually made me laugh hysterically
To commemorate my triumphant return to the gutter, I gave you men in sportswear
