Straight to the Gutter thread (NSFW)

Mr_Lister_Sir · August 21, 2009, 10:11pm

It made me want to stab my self in the eye with cat nail clippings but i couldnt look away…

bigdamnhero · August 22, 2009, 4:52pm

“You’ve mugato go and see… Star Trek”

I gotta find me one of those mugato stuffed animals.

You owe me the 30 minutes of my life it took to read that. Hand them over.

Seriously, that was WTF awesomeness… Topless Robot is one of my new favorite sites now.

Nickname_Boomer · August 24, 2009, 12:50pm

Mr_Lister_Sir:

For those of you who are brave enough with hardened a soul and a sound mind or for the rest of us who live so deep in the gutter that gutter junk looks down on us. I give you a link. A link to Topless Robot, a geek/humor site. But not just a link to their site but to one specific section. To their Fan Fiction Friday section where they run the darkest, most depraved, most vile Fan Fic that exists. Now i have linked to it in the past but that story was tame. Just the story of Carebears violating each other. This is a new low in linkage. This dips into the wonderful world of Harry Potter. More depraved than any Kevin Smith “Harry Skotter” story. i give you"Hogwarts and the Giant Squids First Encounter" Serious…NSFW. Not safe unless you are very much in the gutter. Basically don’t click the link. Its really not safe for human consumption. It will shock and awe even the best.

tears streaming down my face; I can barely breath and like they said

…And thus we have discovered there is no loving god in this universe.

Mr. Lister sir you are my hero

THX1966 · August 24, 2009, 2:01pm

Mr_Lister_Sir:

For those of you who are brave enough with hardened a soul and a sound mind or for the rest of us who live so deep in the gutter that gutter junk looks down on us. I give you a link. A link to Topless Robot, a geek/humor site. But not just a link to their site but to one specific section. To their Fan Fiction Friday section where they run the darkest, most depraved, most vile Fan Fic that exists. Now i have linked to it in the past but that story was tame. Just the story of Carebears violating each other. This is a new low in linkage. This dips into the wonderful world of Harry Potter. More depraved than any Kevin Smith “Harry Skotter” story. i give you"Hogwarts and the Giant Squids First Encounter" Serious…NSFW. Not safe unless you are very much in the gutter. Basically don’t click the link. Its really not safe for human consumption. It will shock and awe even the best.

I really wish I had a TARDIS now so I could go back to a point before I read that…

Apollymy · August 24, 2009, 10:28pm

At first, I thought that was disturbing. Then I read:

Mr_Lister_Sir:

For those of you who are brave enough with hardened a soul and a sound mind or for the rest of us who live so deep in the gutter that gutter junk looks down on us. I give you a link. A link to Topless Robot, a geek/humor site. But not just a link to their site but to one specific section. To their Fan Fiction Friday section where they run the darkest, most depraved, most vile Fan Fic that exists. Now i have linked to it in the past but that story was tame. Just the story of Carebears violating each other. This is a new low in linkage. This dips into the wonderful world of Harry Potter. More depraved than any Kevin Smith “Harry Skotter” story. i give you"Hogwarts and the Giant Squids First Encounter" Serious…NSFW. Not safe unless you are very much in the gutter. Basically don’t click the link. Its really not safe for human consumption. It will shock and awe even the best.

I think my brain has melted.

Topgun · August 24, 2009, 10:48pm

Mr_Lister_Sir:

For those of you who are brave enough with hardened a soul and a sound mind or for the rest of us who live so deep in the gutter that gutter junk looks down on us. I give you a link. A link to Topless Robot, a geek/humor site. But not just a link to their site but to one specific section. To their Fan Fiction Friday section where they run the darkest, most depraved, most vile Fan Fic that exists. Now i have linked to it in the past but that story was tame. Just the story of Carebears violating each other. This is a new low in linkage. This dips into the wonderful world of Harry Potter. More depraved than any Kevin Smith “Harry Skotter” story. i give you"Hogwarts and the Giant Squids First Encounter" Serious…NSFW. Not safe unless you are very much in the gutter. Basically don’t click the link. Its really not safe for human consumption. It will shock and awe even the best.

O M G
A little part of my soul just died. Frakkin hilarious, and yet so super-depraved. Wow. Just wow.

Mr_Lister_Sir · August 25, 2009, 12:31pm

Got Milk? Do you ever want milk again? Why god why are the Japanese so incredibly messed up?

//youtu.be/mie-JGrZWXw

Pike · August 25, 2009, 12:35pm

That’s messed up.

What brand is that, exactly?

Darth_Liftie · August 25, 2009, 12:42pm

I’m honestly surprised that there were no tentacles in that clip.

Mr_Lister_Sir · August 25, 2009, 12:43pm

What do you think was doing the milking

Darth_Liftie · August 25, 2009, 12:51pm

What a fascinating culture. Love their game shows though.

Pike · August 25, 2009, 5:35pm

Curtains and Carpets

//youtu.be/GbFjePdOpK8

Armando · August 25, 2009, 9:11pm

So, in Japan, the National Organization for Women is a mythical being of incredible destructive power, like Godzilla? Cause, Jissy Chrissy, that’s just wrong! :eek:

gafra · August 26, 2009, 1:04am

Words fail me. This is wrong on so many levels. :eek:

Sigh…

BadgerSpoon · August 26, 2009, 7:15am

Aren’t most Japanese people lactose intolerant anyway? :rolleyes:

Pike · August 26, 2009, 8:09am

From what I understand, they are, but not completely. They can have a small amount of milk at a sitting without ill effect.

Armando · August 26, 2009, 8:13am

As it turns out, lactose intolerance in adults is the norm. Westerners just developed a way around it. And globalization being what it is, well, natural selection dictates that we’d come to this point and get creepy-ass milk commercials.

Makes me almost believe in intelligent design! :eek:

BadgerSpoon · August 26, 2009, 9:01am

Yup, lactose tolerance is our mutant superpower.

And globalization being what it is, well, natural selection dictates that we’d come to this point and get creepy-ass milk commercials.

Makes me almost believe in intelligent design! :eek:

The Flying Spaghetti Monster welcomes your devotion.

Phil · August 26, 2009, 9:38am

Harumph…

Pike · August 26, 2009, 6:43pm

I have no idea.

//youtu.be/nk2wViKSh_M