Straight to the Gutter thread (NSFW)

well i’m gonna gonna have to call complete BS on that, by the terms of the Geneva conventions. The Power of suggestion is a powerful but temporary thing.

It’s the lightsaber that takes it over the edge.

Are they hired for the meetup?

If they are I AM coming to it! :smiley:

Everyone mark your calendars: March 29 is the anniversary of the birth of the Gutter thread.

Make sure to get a present for it.:wink:

I got my present right here.

Sorry it’s the Brooklyn in me, showing through.

Well, it’s good to see your getting in the spirit of the celebration.:slight_smile:
With my Pilgrim, New England heritage the only response I can muster is “Oh my word!”

been kinda quiet…must be getting ready for the guttenr anniversary

I am;)
IYKWIM

How to make a present for the Gutter Thread:

  1. Cut a hole in a box
  2. Put your junk in the box.
  3. Make the Gutter open the box.

Perhaps this handy diagram will help you:

And that’s the way you do it.

makin’ my autobot transform…IYKWIM:D:cool:

Excellent. I almost forgot about the Gutter Thread anniversary.

well i saw it on TV did a little research, avoiding all the trouble I could (considering) than got into a little on purpose; handed out a questionnaire and the end result is this Canada’s gift to the gutter (credit to HIMYM the website does exist… and than a little brainstorming in the lunch room today
(BTW best lunch ever)

a few Canadian sex acts

Old King Clancy
Reverse Rick Moranis
Montreal Meatpie
Saskatoon Totem Pole
Musty Goaltender
Sticky Flapjack
Squatting Eskimo
Five-Legged Caribou
Newfoundland Lobster Trap
Manitoba Milk Bag
Two-Handed Zamboni
Sneaky Snowplow
Full Mountie
Sloppy Dog Sled
Halifax Fudge Badger
Two Girls, One Stanley Cup
Brown Icicle
Frosty Mitten Job
Montreal Petting Zoo
Wet Ski Mask
Edmonton Soiler
Salty Prime Minister
One-Tusked Walrus
Northwest Passage

The Progressive conservative handshake
The tree-line waterfall or alternatively the tree-line hot spring
Celine Dion high note
The Maggy Atwood ricochet
The Conrad black strong arm
and
The polar bear express.

I wouldn’t normally mention this, but since we’re wallowing in the Gutter… the company I work for used to do billing for a website called Big Sausage Pizza (I won’t post the link, cause it’s exactly what you think… but you can google it, if you’re so inclined)

Temporatry bigger boobs are still bigger boobs, my friend…

damn you and your Vulcan logic… :slight_smile:

OMGs, I can’t believe that we almost forgot the Gutter thread’s birthday!


Happy Birthday, Gutter!!!

All of a sudden, I want cake.

There was cake?

Ask GLaDOS. She might know.

That Ron Moore - he spends five years just giving us loads of head, then thinks he can just drop us without delivering anything more fulfilling…