Time for more Whedonverse goodness:
And mind goes to the more lecherous side of my personality, why is it I see her and loose my ability to be…
all I’ll say is damn!!!
with historical Deathmatches and stuff and than. 16 years old again.
Not only is she really pretty, she has a really nice rack!
AUUUUGH!!! MY RETINAS!!!
(That’s frakking hilarious! For a moment I thought those were onions, which is weird enough. Then I went in for a closer look. BWAHAHAHA!!! Where did you find this picture?)
Gods, Sean is going to want this for Christmas…
So, I had the worst unintentional gutter moment today. I blushed so furiously that I cried.
I was out at lunch with two very close friends from college and two guys with whom we are all friends but not super-close. For some reason, one of the guys asked if any of us had ever tried tripe. Both of the dudes had. I said that tripe was one of the few foods I wasn’t willing even to try, because I am so texture-oriented with foods, and I was really grossed out by the soft ridges of tripe and didn’t think I could manage having them in my mouth.
To which one boy burst out laughing and the other one’s jaw dropped, while both women sat there more or less nonplussed. Finally, one guy gasped out, “How does your girlfriend feel about your objection to the feel of soft ridges in your mouth?”
Like I said, I more or less turned purple in embarassment.
snort OK, that’s funny.
hey everybody! come and check out my chest pics on my album… 
BWAAAAAAA…That’s hilarious. (And it sounds like something I’d say…)
Friends of mine live in very rural Vermont and they sometimes hunt beaver for food and the pelts.
So I am guessing you have already made all the jokes in your mind about removing the fur or eating beaver meat? 
I have been away from the gutter for far too long. Should I be concerned that I don’t mind the texture of Salami. It may mean a lifestyle change.
Don’t worry, if you don’t like it just pour some gravy on it. Gravy will make all your meals taste better.
Okay, here’s mine:
How the hell do I get to be with Starbuccaneer?
Answer: You get a sex change.
Next question?
where do i get a sex change?!
New Jersey.