“You bet your sweet bippy I would.”
which brings up quite the philosophical question: how ugly would an alien have to be in order to make you not make love to it?
I mean, sexing an alien would always be like a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity and an experience to remember for any regular dude. But where would you draw the line? I think I’ll turn this into a poll…
Unfortunately for us, GalaxyRanger, gutter is for everyone, men, women, gay, straight, and every other shade in between. (Well, except minors, because kids are not really people.)
When you see naked men in the gutter, the only appropriate response is to cover it up with more pictures of naked women.
Like This:
True. They do eventually take human form, but only after draining the life force of the adults around them.
When you see naked men in the gutter, the only appropriate response is to cover it up with more pictures of naked women.
Which then naturally leads to a retaliatory new layer of half-naked men.
Like these:
…and so on, back and forth. In the end, who really wins?
Yeah, but children don’t just take from you, they also give back! With their innocent smiles, their unquestioning naivete, and the labor they provide to my Malaysian textile factory. They really are the gifts that keep giving back.
What exactly is going on in this picture? Care to explain?
Oh, it’s on!
OMG
Tattooed?
check.
Sorry Barb of Death?
check.
Strapped to a mattress?
check.
Motorcycle helmet?
er…check…wtf?
Oh who cares…Thanks for that.
That’s why I only wear Nikes. You really need those small fingers for good tight stitches.
What exactly is going on in this picture? Care to explain?
Isn’t it obvious? Motorcycle safety is very important and should never be taken lightly.
(Actually, I think it’s a publicity shot from The Tattooist. I don’t think it has any deeper meaning than being an interestingly offbeat picture.)
Oh, it’s on!
You just got served!
Oh, I’m not going down without a fight.
Resistance is futile.
Ah, yes, now I remember. Thanks Pike
That’s not very equal of you, GR. Us girls need our sugar too
You have awaken a sleeping giant of gutter posting. Google Image Search power, activate!
This is more my style
Winner: Cackleberry.
My god I go away for a few days and the most epic half naked board war of all time breaks out.
How do I miss these things?
Into the Blue co-star power, activate!
I feel like a winner after reviewing this picture…arm porn taken to a new level IMO.
Cosplay taken to a whole new level:
This is Sparta:
Seth Rogen is a god. He’s an inspiration to the pasty and pear-shaped everywhere.
The twisting breadth and depth of the gutter truly know no bounds:
And this one, which is probably crossing The Line.
Maybe now you’ll learn your lesson.
Never, ever go away.
I see your Paul Walker, and raise you Jessica Biel.